How about just another stupid twins joke?
 

Twin 20 something women are sitting around a Central Texas bar looking for husbands three and five, respectively.

Rae Ann (who has only successfully been through two husbands) notices that Jessie Ann has on a special sparkly shirt that shows some decolatage, but not near as much as her own tight tee. She has also noticed that the men are still flocking around her sister more than her. Quite understandably upset, she decides to confront her sister!

Rae Ann: Why da dem boys like ya bedder?

Jessie Ann: Rednecks like sparkles!! Dat’s why dey like fishin’ lures and beer cans. Jest gotta use da right bate!!