this is what I think

[Rick V]

no bird should be allowed to produce waste, they should all just go to special area and explode when the pressure gets too great. I'm tired of trying to remove the invisable bird bulls-eye from my hood. The bird artwork is getting old and they never seem to hit my little paint impared truck.

[Eric Coffey]

If you can't get them off yourself (or don't feel comfortable) with a good medium-cut polish, or even wet sanding, take it to a Porsche-friendly paint/detail shop. They should be able to clay/rub/polish out the spots if they haven't etched the paint too deeply. Then buy a quality car cover!

[Rick V]

My post was just a venting about thier aim. My car lives in the garage or under my butt. I just find it ironic they always hit the P-car while driving and never the ones who could use some creative markings

[bryanthompson]

birds have class envy and hate your Porsche.

[skipdup]

Bush hates birds.

[bryanthompson]

not all birds, though.

[Dan Mc Intyre]

Is that the international signal for "Help, I'm choking on a pretzel."?

[M.D. Holloway]

get'm back, climb a tree and piss on their nests