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widebody911 09-23-2005 08:09 AM
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?".

The girl said, "NO!".

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Paul K 09-23-2005 08:12 AM
Yet he always wondered...'what if?'...

carnutzzz 09-23-2005 08:15 AM
No he didn't.

EdT82SC 09-23-2005 08:19 AM
I'm married, and I fart whenever I want.

Joeaksa 09-23-2005 08:19 AM
If the guy wants to live happily ever after, find a girl walking down a street, buy her a car, house and so on. She will be very happy and probably take care of the guy a lot more than if they got married.

Several of us have gotten married and did the above. It did not work out so well.

JoeA

EdT82SC 09-23-2005 08:20 AM
Pretty much everything else is extremely limited.....

Icemaster 09-23-2005 08:30 AM
I'm married, my wife farts whenever she wants.

BlueSkyJaunte 09-23-2005 10:15 AM
We have contests.

Christien 09-23-2005 10:19 AM
She wins.




just kidding, lest I get my ass kicked!

Burnin' oil 09-23-2005 12:10 PM
"Quick, stick your head under the covers!"


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