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Japanese Mafia can control hurricanes.
Yep thats the headline in our local paper!!!!!
It would seem that our local weather man has lost his mind, or has he? He resigned Sept 22nd saying he wants to devote more time to his theory about gangsters controlling the weather. Apparently Hurricane Katrina was created by a Japanese Mafia intent on avenging Hiroshima. He said the gangsters, along with other shadow groups, possess electromagnetic generators invented in 1976 in Russia and are now using them to destroy U.S. cities by controlling the weather. He even has a website dedicated to his cause. Weather Wars
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09-26-2005, 06:31 PM
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I thought Bush was the only one that could control hurricanes...
Bush hates gangsters.
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And they hit New Orleans, an area known for hurricanes instead of Los Angeles or New York so they would arouse suspicion...
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The guy's a nut.
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Check out his website, it's pretty hilarious. If you get sucked into conspiracies easily (read: liberal), then you'll love it.
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Conservative conspiracies tend to center around the idea that our lives are controlled by aliens. Liberal conspiracies tend to center around the idea that our lives are controlled by the conservatives.
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Thinks that there is something sinister with the jet contrails... Must be eating bark and nuts up there... JoeA
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That insane....
I created Katrina with my brain waves, my intent was to wipe out Disney world. Unfortunately just as I was about to make the hard right turn toward Orlando Florida the cat jumped in my lap distracting me and BLAM... sorry New Orleans. Obviously I gave the cat a severe talking to and she promises never to bother me when I'm conjuring hurricanes again. 
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I thought everyone knew that these storms were caused by a butterfly flapping its wings in the wrong direction from somewhere on the other side of the globe.
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