You might be An EXTREME Redneck if…

[Racerbvd]

You might be An EXTREME Redneck if…



1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.



2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.



3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.



5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.



6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, hold my beer and watch this."



7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.



8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.



9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines"



11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.



12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.



13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.



14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.



15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.



16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.



17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

[creaturecat]

18. Voting republican

[928ram]

18. Voting republican

Took you all day to think up that witty one, huh?

[TerryBPP]

Originally posted by creaturecat
18. Voting republican

Canadian humor. No wonder we barely know you exist.

[chuckw951]

Republicans in Canada? I don't believe it!

[stevepaa]

This is for real.
I knew a mechanic in Georgia, married 5 times by mid 30's and wife 2 and 4 were the same.

[Racerbvd]

Originally posted by creaturecat
18. Voting republican

It is Republican Rednecks who make it so socioalist *****s like you can not have to worry about your national security. I would rather have 5 good Red Necks watching my back in a fight than 100 socialist fags like you!! D you even own a Porsche or do you just troll here??

[RANDY P]

Originally posted by Racerbvd
It is Republican Rednecks who make it so socioalist *****s like you can not have to worry about your national security. I would rather have 5 good Red Necks watching my back in a fight than 100 socialist fags like you!! D you even own a Porsche or do you just troll here??

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[juanbenae]

i think, and correct me if i am wrong, if you refer, or call someone a "fag", or "*****" here at pelican you need to close it with "not that there is anything wrong with it".

so i take it you are a fag hating redneck byron? byron meet bryan, bryan meet byron!

i am also pretty sure creature owns a porsche, he just does not list every one he's ever walk by, brushed against, wished he had, or driven in his signature block.

[dhoward]

Originally posted by k911sc

i am also pretty sure creature owns a porsche, he just does not list every one he's ever walk by, brushed against, wished he had, or driven in his signature block.

..not that there's anything wrong with that...

[Racerbvd]

Originally posted by dhoward
..not that there's anything wrong with that...

Well, I do OWN all the cars on my list The reason people list their cars is so others who own the same can ID someone who they might be able to ask a question on that model. I know people that don't drive their cars hard, work on them or own them would understand that reasoning