Nike improves efficiency 25%!
 

http://www.nbc5.com/irresistible/5040254/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=1260382&dppid=65172

I stole this from a friend's slashdot journal.

How about "Most Valuable Employee at the soccer ball factory"?

(See, Nike doesn't have much of an issue with child labor, except incidentally. The various soccer ball mfrs, on the other had, used to systematically employ child labor in India and Pakistan. Those small fingers are so dexterous for sewing inside seams.)

Geeze guys, how can Phil Knight be a hero to the leftie University of Orygun by donating many millions to the athletic department if he can't exploit a kid or two? Go Ducks! Workers Unite!