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And todays moron award goes to....

Doctor sued over sex treatment for back pain
Woman says physician told her having intercourse with him would help

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Oct. 3, 2005
SEATTLE - An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her lower back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his medical clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents obtained Monday.

The doctor, Randall Smith, who was 50 at the time, was stripped of his license and sent to jail for 60 days last year for charging the state’s Oregon Health Plan $5,000 for his 45-minute “treatments” involving the woman.

“Dr. Smith’s medical treatment included intercourse in which he told plaintiff was needed to help alleviate plaintiff’s lower back and lower extremity pain,” the former patient said in the lawsuit.


The lawsuit, which charges battery, negligence and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress, was filed Friday in Multnomah County court.

“We never comment on lawsuits,” said a spokesman for the Adventist Medical Group clinic in Gresham, Ore., where Smith worked. Smith could not be located for comment.

Though he pleaded guilty to submitting false health care claims, a felony, Smith maintained the sex with the 47-year-old woman was consensual.

Lady, your a freaking genius.....

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Old 10-04-2005, 12:10 AM
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Was she a Blonde?
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It would sure help my back...

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I always tell my wife sex will cure anything. I see a doctor agrees with me.
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She could have mental health issues. He, on the other hand, used his position to get laid. 60 days? He should have gotten 6000.

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I call it "The medicine stick"
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Yea, but if it worked - I bet we would not be reading about it.
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He obviously treats some pretty intelligent people.....
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giving sweety the what for has taken a kink or two out of my back.
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So is the moron the doctor or the woman who believed him?
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This guy is a genius. Not only does he talk her into a ride on the bone roller coaster, but he also gets the state to cough up $5k for the "treatment." His "O" face just has a couple extra 0's on the end. I wonder what her co-pay was.
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Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. Besides, you're single. Just let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering... "Bob, you're a veterinarian..."
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Quote:
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I call it "The medicine stick"
Mine's a tongue depressor...
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Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. Besides, you're single. Just let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering... "Bob, you're a veterinarian..."
Is that why my cat comes back from the vet "frisky"...

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Isn't that PWD72S's Doctor?????
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AND....It's no wonder why PWD always seems like he has a stick up his @ss.....nw we know what stick that is.....don't we?

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