Do mannequins turn you on?
 

http://www.euromannequins.dk/images/EM402_404.jpg

Don't do a thing for me.

City tackles titillating mannequins
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051031/od_nm/iran_mannequins_dc;_ylt=AvWuaSdANG5NQrJ6f_QAN_Os0N UE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Before I clicked on your post I figured I'd be writting what a freak you are, but they're pretty hot. Are you sure they don't do anything for you? :D

They don't talk back, and dinner for one is cheap.;)

Maybe if all you've ever seen of a woman's body is her hands for all your life like in Iran, these mannequins might make you slap the clown around a bit, too.

Actually, I prefer the inflatable girls. They travel better than mannequins.

I figured this was going to be about the mannequin flap in Manhattan Beach, California, United States of Amerika.

A mannequin, in the front window of a VERY upscale shop on the main drive, is lying on her side dressed in lingerie for 40 to 50 yr-olds, and is showing some cheek. Some of the townsfolk (not me) are up in arms. City councilmen made a trip to 'check it out' before ruling on a requested suspension of business license. One councilman, before vetoing the request said "If my wife looks that good at 50, I will shop there."

The request for suspending the license was denied. Unanimously.

I actually dated the one on the left......... but I don't kiss and tell.

Some guy was on HBO awhile back. He manufactures life-size mannequins with anatomically-correct orifices and appendages (if you catch my drift). Uses silicone so it feels like real flesh and bone. Can position the mannequin in any position, and weighs as much as a real adult. Cost was around $5000 a pop. Probably cheaper than a live companion in the long run. Definitely a cut above the blow-up version.

Hey, who was it that wanted to earn an extra $5K/month?

Sherwood

Only when they come to life as Kim Catral in her 20's!

Although I have noticed that these days they are making them all with really pointy nipples. Too bad life doesn't emulate fiction in that regard.

Talk about gettin' wood.

Thank goodness they haven't started giving the male mannequins huge bulges.




.... I'd hate to be mistaken for a mannequin :D

No camel toe... :(

My first wife was one - looked great, motionless, nothing upstairs and was as plastic as a yard table.

Lube can I use that line ?

You can always buy a new one.;)

http://business.listings.ebay.ie/Retail-Shop-Fitting_Mannequins_W0QQfsooZ2QQfsopZ2QQsacatZ50951 QQsocmdZListingItemList

Have at it- seems like anything we write is owned by Wayne anyway.