The Utter Depravity
 

Ahhhh I have a question....what is WORK, and how do you do it? Is it hard?

Mother came over the other day fit to be tied, of course she was well lubricated with a couple of Vodka Tonics under her belt...Her opening was 'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" throwing my latest financial statements into my face. I stuttered, "Ahhhh No....you know very well that you take care of it for me." She nearly became unhinged as she said, "Well Buddy Boy your headed for financial ruin, the way you go through money you'd think your Farouk or something." I meekly managed, "BROKE???" Smiling she said, "YEP, Broke with a capital B you miserable fk.." Then she dropped it on me, she suggested that I get a job and go to work like everybody else... "But Mother I am not like everybody else," I said pleadingly..."Isn't there something you can do to fix it?" She said, "I can't do miracles, go to WORK." I am stunned at the utter depravity of the suggestion. ME go to work like anyother schmuck...pbbbt give me a break.

one word: writer

wait...two words: alcoholic writer

hmm...maybe the second is redundant...

Damn it, Tabs! Why didn't you post this around 5PM, when a top lit. agent from CAA was over at our house with his kids, trick-or-treating?

Nuts! I could have gotten a finder's fee or something. Now Wayne (from MIT) owns your "Utter Depravity." :(

I was sleeping....

Damn it, Tabs! The world's hankering for another "Psycho." And the boonies of Vegas is the perfect backdrop. Damn it!

Your CAA Lit Agent...goes on line doesn't he? Send him the link..

I would. Problem is our dog gave him an allergy attack. Now he's pissed. I better not talk to him for a couple weeks.

You know Hollywood. Fickle as all hell...

But hell, you can belt out at least 50 pages in two weeks, right? ;)

I want in on the table read.

Now let me see...Circle K is hiring...

Ahhh how bout this...can you imagine a younger Rober Duvall as a Serial Killer....

Re: Re: The Utter Depravity
 

U mean get a job where I sit around and do nothing?

Work for me is too much fun. I work for a kickass programmer who writes for O'Reilly, and who originally taught me Java. Everyday working with him feels like I'm in school, or like I'm some sort of apprentice. I work 13 hours a day, then do schoolwork. The money is good, but the experience is worth a thousand times more than that.

You gotta meet my poker addict writer buddy who lives in Summerlin...He knows that Vegas mayor's body-guard (ex-CIA) guy that burned his girlfriend's house down and went on a rampage.

Sure. It beats Will Smith as James Bond...

Or the left-wing bastardization of the Manchurian Candidate.

Well, there is that. But out here, you've got, yes, the left-wing bastardization, PLUS, the politically correct bastardization, then the talent-drained industry in general who figures remakes are original ideas. :rolleyes:

With that, I'm looking forward to "Good Night and Good Luck," "Capote," and "Jarhead," (mostly on the track record of those who made "American Beauty."

Still trying to keep the McCarthy myth alive (I am sure they just won't have the time for the McCarthy vindicating Venona Project)...Unfortunately for the left the internet has changed the face of information dissemination forever...It will be interesting to see how they deal with the lie that McCarthy controlled the HUAC.

Re: The Utter Depravity
 

Prostitute inspector? There have to be some in the surrounding counties.

My other suggestion, is run for office...

Let me know when you hit rock bottom. And what kind of Porsche you have. And what you want for it. In that order.

Re: Re: The Utter Depravity
 

I read that as 'Prostate inspector'. :eek:

Tabster. You're going to have to post those financial statements for our review. I call troll. Motorola's last little run up should have sparked one of your regular cyclical sells on that stock. Or does "real estate down... stocks up" override that plan?

After sitting down and reviewing those financial statements I had an awefull sinking feeling...ljust like the captain of the Titanic had right after it hit the iceberg. I threw them up in the air and said, "Fk this noise. I just can't count on the Stock Market for *****!"

Then I went to my favorite Buffet, for a little comfort if you please. After returning I sat in my favorite chair smoking one of my cheap Bundle cigars...that smell like burning rope. And I thought, U know something it doesn't matter what my accounts do...I AM FKING LOSING MONEY BY NOT WORKING. Think of all the EXTRA money I would have by working.... Ouuuuu Greed is GOOD.

So right then and there I said, "What do I know, I know guns..can I buy and sell guns for a profit...you bet I can".. So my new offical title is "Merchant of Death." Yeah I like that, kind of sinister sounding don't U think? Ohhh and you'd be surprised at how quick they sell....

and I find this to be totally amazing...I am the only person who doesn't even have to leave the house or fill out an application to get a job. THEY CALLED ME.... I got a part time job Babysitting a Truck...off course my titile is Truck Driver...but I take the truck to a Marshalling Yard...4 miles....have it weighted and WAIT to have it's number called...then I drive it to another Yard and WAIT for it's number to be called (10 miles APX) and/or go to the Convention Center and WAIT for it to be unloaded... IN OTHER WORDS I GET PAID TO DO NOTHING....My kind of job... And I get to check out the Conventions as they are constructed....SEMA is in town, and there were at least 5 Cobras parked there....It's amazing the amount of effort and money that goes into a Convention.

BTW: I still like the idea of writing....what could be easier than sitting down and churning out drivel....all day... I don't care what I write just have the fking check in the mail...

I don't know what I believe in anymore. One of the pillars of my existence is that tabs is sitting in front of his computer in LV...doing nothing.

The sky is falling! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

I am this mornining...but of course later I have to ship aliitle something...and make a call to my advertiser....to update my ads...

Life of Reilly
 

Have you considered the economic possibilities of a hot dog cart in New Orleans, Tabs?

Timing could be perfect...

http://www.bonkworld.org/media/img/soscity/no_big.jpg

Tim

Re: Life of Reilly
 

Cubanos under the table...I bought a Monte Cristo torpedo from a restaurant in the Big Sleazy once.

yeah land will be cheap there now.

Get a hover-craft and don't tell anybody about it.

I would bring you on board to sell grease but I would be afraid you would slather up you naked self with it and chase after the retired dancehall girls. Too much of that is going on now with our sales farce!

Sell your death sticks and make a tidy sum, sit in that cozy bucket seat of that semi-cab and listen to Rush, Maddog and Howard. Stay away from NPR - that leftist drivel will enrage your sensitive constituation to the point where you would be eager to maybe run for office or something silly.

BTW - that smoldering rope sticks you gave me are pretty dang tasty!

Plenty of good ideas on how to make an extra $5,500 a month in your spare time here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/248718-ideas-extra-5500-per-month-anything-legit-side-business-ideas.html

I tell lies to this Board...it keeps em wondering...In the movie biz those lies are called a good story...

I thought it was called marketing?

In politics they call it the Democrat platform.

I hear CBS is hiring

"What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?" -- Jesus Christ