What are you going to do with yourself?
 

Went to my Great Uncles funeral last Weekend. The family was all talking about there after death plans. Myself and a few others are undecided.
Don't want all the fuss and cost of a burial.
Don't want to sit on a shelf for Decades.
Burial in my Porsche would take up three plots and lots of red tape.
Maybe just keep my urn under the Porsche's drivers seat to roll around and bug the shet out of whom ever is driving her.

What are you going to do?

mix my ashes into some sort of metallic ash color and repaint the car with it.

I'm having my wife rent a plane and dump my ashes out of the window over my favorite place in the Sierras. She said she might keep them until she can have both of ours mixed and contract somebody to dump them out together.

at some point i'm gonna get dumped into a river with cement galoshes so it really doesn't matter...

I plan on becoming a hated political figure. People will burn me in effigy regularly. When I die, my estate manager will swap my body with one of the effigies.

Becoming? :p

Nationally, not just on OT.

Test dummy for some med student.

I want my ashes made into a glass dildo so I can still please women after I'm gone.

(Did I just say that?)

I suppose its never too late to start. pleasing women that is... :p

careful, tyson. you could end up in a man's collection. gross.

i am gonna go the fire route. ashes to ashes. then a hawaiian theme party where i get tossed into the ocean.

I call dibs on all your Porsches!! :cool:

I was thinking my wife would get custody. But thanks for the nightmares Vash.

Fertilizer in a garden. Cremation or prep&burial is a huge waste of money. I'd rather life insurance money be spent on a party and my descendants' educations.

Big Viking funeral. Set adrift and on fire....
Big party afterwards...

Got a pool?

Inflatable.
No muss. No fuss.
Makes cleanup a breeze...

i will have an invite post on pelican so you guys can all come by and "pay your respect".

How about a part party were pelicans come over and strip your Porsche like vultures?? Hey its for a good cause.;)

I'm gonna get fitted for a pine overcoat.