FS: Belly Button Lint
 

(Please read the note at the bottom before replying.)

Hi Folks,

I am selling belly button lint to raise extra money for gas. This lint is the product of an all natural process. Please do not compare it to the inferior factory produced lint from China.

I am offering for your consideration the following:

Plain cotton: Sourced from cotton T-shirts, this versitile lint is great for birds nest's, hair on diorama figurines or even low impact spit balls. Available in Classic White or Faded Black
Order # 1047-W (white) or 1047-B (black) $2.00 per ball

Egyptian cotton: This lint comes from my cotton dress shirts. Egyption cotton is a long staple cotton that makes an excellent and durable lint. Some people say it is softer but I'll let you decide. When you need the coolness of cotton with a smooth finish this is the lint to get. Quanties are limited as I rarely wear dress shirts. Available in Bright White or Cool Blue.
Order # 1048-W (white) or 1048-BL (blue) $4.00 per ball

Tussah Silk: This lint comes from one of my sweaters. Tussah silk comes from (the butt of) wild silk worms. This lint is even softer than Eqyption cotton. Treat yourself to a little luxury from the Orient!
Available in only one color, Copper Red. See picture below. Special order only (I don't stock this).
Order # 1049-R $5.60 per ball
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1131384049.jpg

Marino Wool: This lint comes from my Smart Wool socks. OK, it isn't actually belly button lint but worth considering if you're on a budget. I have quite a bit of this on hand as I discovered too late that children will always take the candy over the lint balls on Halloween.
Available in blueish grey.
Order # 1050-BL $1.00 per ball

Please PM for ordering and payment details.
thanks!
Chris Bennet "Putting the Poor in Porsche since 1991"


(NOTE: This post fulfills a certain um, obligation. Something like loosing a bet or paying a ransom - only different. I can't tell you why. I didn't ask you why you were going around with underwear on your head that time so please cut me some slack on this. :D Thank you for your patience in this matter.)

Can a moderator please move this to Classifieds?

I would like to see the belly before purchase.

Do you accept paypal, or toejam as payment?

I think it is more appropriate here, given the obvious dare/bet/whatever that ChrisBennet has lost.

So, Chris - come clean - what what it that you did to have to post such an 'interesting' for sale thread?

-Z-man.

PS: As for me running around with a pair of underwear on my head - how'd you know?! :eek:

I'd love to tell everyone but I can't at least not at this time.
-Chris

I saw this guy before, on E-bay, he's a fraud!!!!! Beware!!!!! He tried selling me Butt sweat!!!!

You should have read the Ebay ad closer! I didn't say it came from my butt!
Whiner! :D
-Chris

That wasn't your butt????!!!!!!! Liar, I say!!!!! Size 48 waist.......

I'd like to see more pics. How do you feel about a PPI?

Do you have anything in a plaid?

Got any butt-crack lint? Something in a Sephia Brown would be nice. ;)

The sweater the better.

PlaidLint, I notice that you have an '86 911. Chris has an '86 911 listed at "RIP". Coincidence?

Strictly a coincidence...

I'm working on it! I was delayed by going to a Dr's appointment - a day early. Sigh. It's great being senile. :rolleyes:

My plaid P3nis Cozy's and spats are in the washing machine at the moment so it will have to be my one of my plaid shirts. I'm very partial to the Black Watch pattern. Stylewise, B.W. says "Live Free or Die" without saying "I'm a NH hick with a wrecked car in my front yard".

-Chris

Hey Chris,
That Marino wool isn't from Dan Marino's belly button is it?? if so you might be better off selling it under sports memorbilia on ebay

When you work out a good way to make it, let me know. I think the black watch thing is a bit dreary. I would go for something in a stuart.

How much for the wreck?

:D

inquiring minds...
 

Would you trade the wrecked '86' for an original Eldridge Cleaver 'Johnson' cozy in extra radical ? Tres chic for the French rioting, or would make a great 'Hooters' conversation piece, as well as impressing fossilized NER hippie types with your impeccible taste and elan.
Just a thought

To give some of you closure on what we have been up to check out one of the other threads dealing with this.

http://www.pelicanbbs.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=250519&perpage=20&pagen umber=1