Remembering Mothers Little Tirade

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A man of wealth and taste

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere
Posts: 5919
I Think Mothers Virgina Wolfe

I saw Mother today, she was sitting on the sofa drinking her usual Vodka and Tonic with a twist of lime. I could tell she allready had a couple and was feeling no pain...I thought, "Oh Geezus I'm in for one he11 of a harangue today"....But what I heard today was just surreal....Mother started off by saying, " Tabby I've been unrelentingly hard on you, and I've done nothing but lie about you, your nothing like I portrayed you as being." I said, "you mean I'm not the prodigal son." Mother than said, "Your no more the Prodigal son than I am alive. " I said, "Thats rich your sitting right there in front of me and your telling me that your DEAD?" She said, "Thats right Tabby, you just don't want to tell anybody that I've been dead for a long time." I said "I don't get this whole conversation, here I am talking to a dead person....who just happens to be drinking a Vodka Tonic?" Mother than said, "You use my image as a juxtapostion to flay anybody who has a negative opinion of you." I said, "Oh Geezus now I need a drink.....is it any fking wonder that I turned out like I am with Virgina Wolfe for a Mother....next you'll be telling me I'm Norman Bates." Mother got up and said, " You are so fking melodramatic, it's nothing so complicated as that you fking twit...your just able to use abstract imagery to make your point."

Do U boyz happent to remember this conversation with Mother? This was first posted in Nov 2004.

[kach22i]

You have to get out more man.

[Flatbutt1]

or bring a woman in for an evening once in awhile dude.

[Rodeo]

I think tabby is flirting with Cool Chick