post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 

UNDERSTAND I have BEST COFFEEPOT of anyone on board!!!!!

my cofeeport is perfect 10 out of 10. and i will proof you and all forum it was done 12 cups in 2 minutes and is no lie!!! HAS CLOCK AND ALARM AND AUTOSART. and you guys will see, just admit that is the best looking coffypot in best shape probably in the world , !!!!!!!!jajajaja... you pots all dirrty and have soap residual tasting.

is american spec plug with pusH button cotrols. no temp control, SAVES POWER, u dont need in coffepot. all your redneck coffey TASTE STUPID NO FLAVERD CREAMER!!!

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ARE YOU HAPPY ,, thansk agian for all your reply i this forum..........................................

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Bwhahaha!:D

No 944 content.

Moving to OT.

-Z-man.

LOL
oh my god this has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen....

That would make a classic e-Bay ad. Great stuff!

Not quite an eBay ad. To understand it, you need to go to the 944 board and see the pollution, err, threads by a poster named alina944. Whoever it is writes 3-5 different threads at any time asking us in broken English to either post pics of our cars or tell her how much power you can get from a racing cam.

Has she ever posted a pic of herself? Over here wez gots CoolChick, Mrs. K and I2own911 (which hasn't posted a pic yet but is expected too!)

For the full effect:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/251765-how-get-best-944na-186-hp.html

ROFLMFAO...just couldn't resist:


By using 100% Arabica you may add a few FVN's*. By using unbleached virgin pulp stock filters you may add a few FVN's. By using French mountain spring water you may add a few FVN's. But what you are doing is artificially boosting your claims of bottom end (pun intended) performance by inappropriately adding the maximum possible gains of each individual ingredient without any substantiating proof of overall results. Show us a video clip of you holding a cup of said coffee with your hand actually shaking.
P.S. If you reaaly want to add bottom end performance you need to pressurize the flow.

*flavinoids

Psssh... It's a basket filter anyway... Whatta poseur! :D

Yes, but it's a K&N basket filter!!

Drips are for drips! Perk it or jerk it...

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and for added flava, the baked on coffee varnish adds to the overall performance, providing a consistant yet pungent cup evetytime...
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BAAA! Percolators are old tech, it's like an air cooled engine!

Oh god, here we go..... LOL

Ol Tech? So is beer, BJs and asprin but I don't go to bed without having at least 1!

In a car - the only place water should be used is to wash a windshield!

My 77 perk will smoke your drippy off the line and come back around to spank yo behind! Why I've take'n on the fast push Italians to the new fangled high compressions come'n outa Jap-an and sat back and sip'd the sweet (and bitter) fruits of the perk!

LOL.

Instant Coffee...what say you?

P.S. I have one just as stained somewhere here...

ahahahaahahah too bad this got moved.

i guess he could have put a cigarette lighter adapter on it and put it in his car and did it that way....? :p

Re: post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 

SHow us the DYNO SCANS, F00!

Re: Re: post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 

And a pic with you in it to prove it's yours!:D

LMAO, this is great!!!

http://www.jitterbuzz.com/philfil/carefree_coffee.jpg

Will YOUR wife express this kind of joy when she makes YOUR coffee?

the ultimate coffee maker
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PORSCHE DESIGN
;)

it's not all about how fast you can make the coffee

Sorry, Anzures, but I owned 2 of those pieces of crap. The bottom plastic begins leaking from the heating element after about 6 months of use. You can find them cheap online from overstock sites, but they are WORTHLESS!

great to know because I was thinking to get one of those for my office, my wife (GF) have at homa a nice Cuisinart we pick up @ Williams- Sonoma for less than $150

Why mess with the REST when you can buy the best....Italian Designed and MADE IN AMERICA....kinda like a cross between a Ferrari and a Shelby.....http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1133208643.jpg

Bunn, baby
2minutes 41seconds for one whole pot
love it
nothin else will touch one
when you absolutely positively need a whole lot of caffiene right freakin now........go with Bunn
Rob

tabs, I've thought this before - did the camera budget go on the coffee machine ;)

Need better pics to appreciate the pimpery.

Here she is, this baby is just a year old. She will do 0-2 in 21sec. and 0-4 in 35sec. Not sure of the psi I'm running. Yes she runs out of steam twards the end.
Hi-flow Mr.C. filter

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Boost level metering.
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She really gives me kick in the pants at full boost (#4).
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I will try to post some video if you don't believe me.;)Here ya go>>>http://media.putfile.com/coppo

Alright, you guys are addicted to cars. I'm laughing hearing "boost" applied to a coffeemaker.

Oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in months.

Ouch my tummy now hurts

Speedy:)

I have '03 na coffee machine, what mods will I do to make my coffee machine brew faster? Please tell what brand filter?? I try k&N filter but it make coffee oily!

please mr livevudoowire little boy ,,no more picture of u toy only decaf coffee mking machine thing.

GuT tooo Go wit Mr.C. filtER I reaD Thy The beSt:?!@
IT HIGH FLOW moRE CoFIE get ThrouGH.

It's Bunn, or you're Done!

http://www.bunnomatic.com/images/prodlibs/jpgs/B10B.jpg

Bunn Burns the Beans. Got one at work, YUCK. jajajajajajSmileWavy

Filter smilter. They aren't just coffee grounds to be carelessly removed from the drink. They are "flavor crystals". Watch Steve Martin in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" to see how to make a cup of his famous Java. Real coffee should have a slight crunch to it.
;)

The thing about Bunns is, well, they build up deposits in the reservoir. Don't get me wrong, I like my Bunn. But after running the thing for five years, it developed a leak, and in the process of repairing that, I opened up the "can", and, holy effin' sheiite! The crud in there was unbelievable! Had to chisel the stuff out.

So, all you Bunn fans out there, beware! If you've been running it for a few years, you probably have crap in your Bunns.

Ed

It's just calcium. It's good for your bone....uh bones...

Run a quart of ATF through it ;)