Let me ask you something:
 

When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you "It sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?

Nope.

No.

No, man.

$h!t, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

lol :)

I'm friggen addicted to this damn movie lately. The comedic human suffering is so.......me:)

It's a midwestern thing. I used to hear that in Minnesota.

Ted used to say that to Mary.

Tell me about it man...I gotta wake my ass up at six A.M. every day this week, drag up to Los Colindas...yea I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.

"Watch your cornhole, Buddy"

Not now Lumberg... can't you see I'm busy.

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really, really well. :D

For the gamers among you, the FEAR game released recently had the TPS report and red stapler in a cube... Only time I laughed playing that (intense) game...

Cock goblers! Sameer and I are the best programmers they've got at that place.

Las Colinas - shot 2 miles from my office in Irving Texas!

I laugh when in the elevator and someone says "is it Friday yet?" Like that would be a big *****'n deal! It would only mean my wife will grill my arse the next morning to get all sorts of ***** done. I look forward to Mondays, means I can get some rest for 5 days!

Uhhhh.....Yeah, thad be great........

If things go right, I'm be showin' her my "O" face..

Just remeber, Lumbergh drove an SC :)

I hear you've been missing work lately...

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. :D