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Join Date: May 2003
Location: southern California
Posts: 26,964
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Male Sensitivity Test
Male Sensitivity Test.
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. ------- 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. ------ 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss an NFL Playoff Game. ------ 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. ----- 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. ------ 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. ------ 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. ------ 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. ------ 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends." B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU." ------ 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. ------------------------------------------------------ Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. ------ If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. ------ If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "You da Man!"
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Thanks, Hugh. I'm always guaranteed at least one laugh per OT visit and now I've met my quota.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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This helped my day. Need to pass this around a bit!
JoeA
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