Missing Person
 

I haven't seen Tabs in here in a while.

Did he (gasp) get a job?

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! No seriously, stop it, you're killing me

i thought he got a job driving a truck.

or maybe they found the bodies in his crawlspace.

How long will they smell?

Mother pushed him down the stairs.

Does anyone else get a tinge of Norman Bates when tabs mentions "mother"?

Maybe he is getting laid.

Yes I do too!

Actually, the NFR finals were in town last week. There are always cowgirl wanna-bes cruising the buffet lines for eligible types.

Tabs went under (pardon the pun) this time last year too.

NFR?

And a broken home and some broken bones
Is all he'll have to show
For all the years that he spent chasin'
This dream they call Rodeo

Tabs is a rodeo clown?

A census taker once tried to test me......

Nonsense, he's the bull in the feature.

Nonsense, he's the bull in the feature.

They were looking for some adept at shovelling bull*****.

Last Week ? Tonight is show 6 . The NFR runs through till this Sunday.

NFR : National Finals Rodeo. You can watch it on ESPN every night.

I sit up in my spot basket from the start of the rodeo, till the end of it every night. I can tell you Tabs is NOT one of the clowns.

Plenty, and I mean PLENTY of real, non wanna be cowgirls there every night.:cool: :eek:

he's out on a buffet safari adventure searching for the best crab legs in town.

Either that or his new smoker got him when he wasn't looking. Those things can be vicious.

I think he was on Speed tonight racin that Ford for Pinks. ;)

He is scoping out places and things for us to do next March... Undercover of course!

JoeA