College Definitions
 

If you find yourself on a college campus, it might be useful to know the definitions of the following terms:

"free exchange of ideas": free exchange of liberal ideas

"open minded": liberal

"close minded": conservative

"tolerance": belief in liberal ideas

"intolerance": belief in conservative ideas

"oppressor": white hetersexual male

"victim": anyone but a white heterosexual male

"freedom of speech": censoring conservative ideas

"censorship": allowing conservative ideas to be discussed

"demonstration": harrassing conservatives with signs

"violent demonstration": punching conservatives, with signs

"minority": see "victim"

"majority": see "oppressor"

"hate speech": conservative speech

Did I miss any?

You missed one:

Diversity: A community of white liberals, black liberals, hispanic liberals, gay liberals, disabled liberals, liberal liberals.

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