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What's he saying?

http://www7.ocn.ne.jp/~kamakiri/3.safty.htm

What's up with that pasty white azz?

I'm not certain he's saying that, but it is one possibility

The guy I work with is fluent. I will ask him tomorow.

There used to be a really attractive Chinese woman here that was fluent in two dialects of Chinese and Japanese, she had 2 masters degrees.

She's not here anymore :(

"Safety Paddling"

Frame 1:
Dude 1: Let's go, this is fun!
Caption: Paddle sports is a fun outdoor sport that includes danger

Frame 2:
Dude 2: To safely paddle, you must wear a PFD (or life jacket)!
Dude 1: OOPS, I forgot! I'm sorry!
Caption: PFD is a personal floatation device

Frame 3:
Dudes: Perfectly equipped. Safety kayak!
Caption: In addition, don't forget safety plans such as rescue rope, bilge pump, knife, whistle, first aid.

Frame 4:
Dude 2: Let's GO!
Dude 1: Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?
Caption: Oops! Excuse me. The End.

Yep, Japanese have an odd sense of humor.

Honto.

Konichi Wa

OPAAAA :D

Thanks for the translation BlueSkyJaunte, could of guessed it went someting like that - wanted to make sure. The pictures alone are funny without text, and one of the captions was in English.