My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

http://www.hightimes.com/ht/news/content.php?bid=901&aid=24

and named him "Cheech. :D

TABS, you realy are old school...

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you wanna see where the horse bit me?

My two favorite '80s mottos:

The Choice for Me is Drugs for Free
Say Now to Drugs.

Nancy had it all right, didn't she????

Cool, I don't take any of this crap seriously... seriously, Man.

It's purely entertainment.

I just got sick of all the political bull***** and though a little Cheech & Chong was appropriate. ;)

I speak jive.

Hey! I can catch my hand!

Oh no, I wasn't talking about you....I was responding about others but directed the conversation to you (a response to your original post).

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

:D

"...you cant fight in here! This is the war room!"

War room..sh@@, I'm looking for the Bar room...sorry..my mistake..
that's a coool map you got...

Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.

As 'Freewheelin" Franklin says "It's better to go through times of Dope and no money, than to go through times of money and no Dope!"

"What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!"

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this."

And that's when I developed my drinking problem.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin' glue.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

WE NEED MORE COWBELL!

Caddyshack...another classic. :)

Forgive me, I'm on my 4th rum and coke and the potluck is just winding down...;)

Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the *popular* version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; while pu$$ies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh!! Oh!!!

You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ******* wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the ******* stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a ******** wimp* to let MacArthur go in there
and blow out those Commie bastards!

Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

Nice guy. Really seems to care. About what I have no idea.

RD & SK RIP.