What ? You JR Ewing´s long lost son ??

I knew you were into oil but now I really need to come visit.

South Fork, is it ?

Rick - thats some funny *****


Oral, sheeet...I'd spect noth'n less dan soma dat der dirty sex, an she best bring her sister into as well!

If Lis does the dirty deed she will not need to bring her sister into it...

It would be all good. :D

Mothers opinion
 

U better get something more than an oral from your sweety for a gift like that...Geeezus.....

Hmmmm...I'm wondering if Mother would love me if I bought her one of those..........................................mmm mmm somehow I think she would find fault with a gifr like that and say that I shoulda bought her something like a Bentley instead. She does have a picture of a Bentley Continential stuck to the refegrator door....I wonder if that is a hint.

Naw she said, "That anyone stupid enough to buy a car like that is stupid enough to be me." Well that settles that.

isnt there an unwritten rule that forbids the words "mother" and "oral" being in the same post? live crazy tabs, get the old lady a bentley.

No, I think that was "Mother" and "Thong Underwear".

Gives a new meaning to the caption on your avatar "Not so miserable member" jeez, I guess not doc. Nice toy, but for your wife? really?

ok, that is a better rule. LOL!

"Cowgirls want more than an 8 second ride." Seen it on the back of a Ford the other day.

Isn't that kind of like the guy who bought his wife a bowling ball? "You don't like it honey? I guess I'll have to use it." Brilliant!:D

Great gift....kinda reminds me of the guy who bought a 72 inch plasma and a years subscription to the NFL Sunday Ticket programming for his wife:)

F-car content... I feel inclined to comment.

Now that WOULD be a great gift, Lube. Its the thought that counts, right?