I Was Offered A Job Today...
 

Received the following e-mail today. surprised he didn't say he was the exiled prime minister of Kenya! :eek: (But I suppose that one may have already been used before...)

My name is Dimitar Kirkov and I work for a
company called Euro Ventures Capital I found
your resume on careerbuilder.com because we are
searching for reliable professionals across the United
States who are interested in a potentially lucrative
partnership with an international firm.

Euro Ventures Capital is a leading investition company in Korea
and we are currently expanding our operations in the
United States. But because of various banking and
legal restrictions, we are unable to open commercial
bank accounts in every state. As such, Euro Ventures Capital is
recruiting partners to conduct simple banking
transactions on our behalf.

The process is simple. If you were interested in
becoming a US partner of Euro Ventures Capital, you would sign
an agreement that would make you an official financial
representative of our company, able to accept invoice
payments on our behalf. Instead of asking our
American clients to conduct complicated international
payment transactions (which are especially complex for
Korean companies), we have them work with our
partners to submit payments. You would then forward
the payments to us, a simple transaction for an individual.

Euro Ventures Capital pays its partners a 10% commission on
every transaction. In addition, we will take care of
any incremental tax liability you incur. Depending on
which state you are in, and of course on how good
business is, your monthly commissions could be as high
as $4,000 per month.

If you are interested in working with us, or if you
want more information, you can contact me directly at
my personal email address: admin@euro-venture.net. I'll need your full
name and mailing address so I can send you the
contract and other paperwork necessary to get started.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Dimitar Kirkov
admin@euro-venture.net
www.euro-venture.net


Merry Christmas!

Randy
(The Good Randy of the East)

The freakin' nuts on those guys are really something, huh? :eek:

Merry X-mas to you Randy and I hope that you have a safe and healthy '06! SmileWavy

i blew off 3 jobs this week
one i had an interview

gave em hope, then told them to go bollocks , and they even replied askiing why? and we got contracts that'll fall through...


the other 2 i just sent em happy xmas merry new year, thx but i'll stay put.... and they sent me merry new year ,happy xmas back ...

I don't need a job, I've got millions coming in Nigeria any day now!

Thanks, Denis! And a Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!

Stijn, Art, the same to you guys, too!

Randy

Randy,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from a former USN Corpsman to a former (oops, I mean retired) jarhead! Have a great holiday!!

Randy, ya gotta follow up!

How many jobs with investition [sic] companies are there out there?

Tech,

I had a pretty severe case of investition in my younger, more wilder days. I just rubbed the cream the doctor gave me on it and after a few months, it went away. Of course, the scarring is still visible, but everything still works! :eek:

LMAO!!!! :D

Randy

he is not Russian, maybe Bulgarian

awww maaaan, you always get all the good jobs