Canoe race US vs. Germany

[Erik Mckenna]

The Canoe Race

A German company and an American company decided to have a canoe race. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day the Germans won by a mile.

Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and depressed. The American company decided the reason for their crushing defeat had to be found. A Management Team made up of senior executives was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. They discovered that the German had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and one person rowing.

The American Management Team hired a consulting firm to assist in analyzing this data, happily paying their considerable fee. After six months of hard work, the consulting firm concluded that too many people were steering the Americans' boat, while not enough people were rowing. So the American Team
acted:

To prevent losing to the Germans again the following year, the team's management structure was totally reorganized, to include 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the Rowing Team Quality First Program, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. In an all-out attempt to further provide empowerment and enrichment's to the rower, new paddles and medical benefit incentives were promised in exchange for a victory in the next competition.

The next race the Germans won by two miles. Humiliated, the American Management Team laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the senior executives as bonuses for a job well done.


hahahahahh! gave me a good chuckle

[pbs911]

You "paddle" a canoe. You "row" a boat.

[Jims5543]

Originally posted by pbs911
You "paddle" a canoe. You "row" a boat.

Are you trying to start trouble? Just paddle the boat or you'll be replaced.

[widebody911]

Originally posted by pbs911
You "paddle" a canoe. You "row" a boat.

What if it's a pink canoe?

[ZLP]

Hahaha, so funny!

[kach22i]

Good one, hope the people at Ford like it.

[djmcmath]

I don't know if Ford liked it, but I'm in the Navy and I thought it was hilarious. Like so many things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true. Not so long ago, I had to open a valve, then shut it 10 seconds later. This seems like it ought to be about a 20 second evolution, involving a grand total of maybe two people. Instead, it turned out to be a full day event, involving no fewer than 7 supervisors, 3 briefs (2 before, one after), and a "critique," where we sat down for 2 hours and analyzed everything that had gone wrong. Despite the fact that the operation had gone essentially perfectly, we decided that our training program was lax, that the engine room was dirty, and that the individual who had operated the valve required an extensive "knowledge upgrade program." We didn't beat a dead horse at that meeting -- we skinned it and were learning to play the drums!

I wish I was joking...