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Vivaaaa Las Vegas!
I'm one of a crew that are putting together a Bachelor Party that will be taking place in Sin City.
I know you gents have got some stories, so lets here 'em. I need ideas. |
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01-27-2006, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: 22 miles south, then 11 miles west of LAS
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Go to the bank.
Get $300. in singles. That will last an hour.
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01-27-2006, 09:50 AM
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then show up at the strip joint at 11:00 pm. that way, you can pull out another $300 from the ATM that is inside at midnight.
oh, cabbies are supposed to drive you to the joints for free. the clubs are to pay them. dont let them doubledip you. they all play dumb, just tell them to sit still until you can run and ask the doorman. they all buckle.
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01-27-2006, 09:52 AM
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I'm off the hook.....
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vash and I have been to the same place, I can tell.
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01-27-2006, 10:04 AM
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yup, the hotties will think you are really cute, when you are standing at the ATM yelling, "GDI! my watch says it is midnight!"
i am partial to crazyhorseII. but my bro says there is a new one that is better. stripjoints are a waste of wood.
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01-27-2006, 10:10 AM
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01-27-2006, 10:46 AM
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If you are going to drink, drink heavily while playing nickel slots before hand. I find this is the cheapest way to get hammered in vegas, tip the server nice and she'll remember where you are playing. Sometimes drinks at the strip clubs are quite pricey.
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01-27-2006, 11:00 AM
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01-27-2006, 11:03 AM
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These are you ideas huh? Wow.
I was expecting to hear things like: "Took my ex-brother-in-law there on his bachelor party. took away all his clothes and only allowed him to wear an Elvis costume for 4 days. when you stroll though any Vegas casino in full Elvis regalia, you get mad respect, everyone tosses ya free chips, and the free drinks never end. the last two days were spent water skiing on lake Mead not far from Vegas, rented a house boat & ski boat, by day 3 he had lost his elvis pants and was water skiing lake mead sans pants, a truely hilarious and horrific site. The "Double Down" is a great bar across the street from the hardrock hotel, make sure you force the Groom to be to have the house specialty shot. "assJuice" enjoy." You guys sell insurance or sumthin'? |
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01-27-2006, 11:10 AM
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 My friend is very knowledgeable in such matters tells me Las Vegas is the best place for gambling. He plays blackjack and craps ONLY and usually pays for his vacation, however he doesn't drink while at the tables and he sits there for six or eight hours. He also tells me the best strip clubs are in City of Industry Calif. and this is from a guy who has striper's call him. No kidding... Las Vegas = don't believe the hype. I also hear from the guys on the road that the clubs in Canada are rather.. uh... liberal
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01-27-2006, 11:31 AM
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You're right. But for me, Vegas stopped being fun & crazy back in the '80s.
WTF Did I just say that? Ian
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01-27-2006, 11:32 AM
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good times... good times... Except for diving back home with a four day hangover.
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01-27-2006, 11:41 AM
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Yeah, the young'uns of today just don't understand that it was a lot more fun to drink & consume pharmaceuticals & hurl all over your hotel room back in the 70s & 80s than it is now . . .
Ian
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01-27-2006, 11:57 AM
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more fun... No, I dont think so. If done properly, the fun level should be exactly the same, maybe even greater if you add in todays creativity. The only difference I see is that it costs more to have the same amount of fun. Inflation sucks.
You would think that the casinos would bend over backwards to get people there spending money like AC does. But I'm looking at $800 airfare for econ class and 400 a nite for the room. Doesn't sound too inviting to me. |
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01-27-2006, 12:07 PM
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1987 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet 3.2
