MotoSook |
02-06-2006 08:52 AM |
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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Here's one that made my son go nuts for 30 minutes.
"OK Max, what is 1+1 equal."
"Dad, thats so easy, its 2!"
"Nope, it's 3 or 1 but not two. Heres an example. Lets say I'm 1 and Mommy is 1. When you added us up we had you which made it another 1 or 3 total!"
"Dad, thats...hay, how'd you do that?"
I did straighten him out but only after having him think it through.
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Our 9 year old came home with math homework and mom wasn't touching it....they were learning the metric system.
After I got him to learn milllimeters, centimeters and meters, I asked what a decimeter is. Puzzled look from the young Timmy. So I humorously screamed at mom for making us move to an overly expensive school system where teachers overlooked such a thing...
...then I continued to teach Timmy the decimal system. At the end of the lesson, Timmy remarked, "I can't wait to tell my teacher what a decimeter is!" Mom and I got a good giggle.
The next morning, Timmy comes downstairs and exclaims, "Souk! quiz me on millimeters!" While putting on his coat to got to the bus stop he's singing, "I know millimeters...I know millimeters." :D
Jim...If I ever loss my HP, it would be a very very sad day in my life :D
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