Disrespect from fellow workers. Need to Vent.
 

I was sitting in my cubicle working on some schit on my PC. This bitcch waltzes in and grabs a pair of yellow folders off a shelf right above me. She reaches over my shoulder, literally a few inches from my head.
and goes to someone else "see , these were the yellow folders I was talking about".

first of all, if someone comes into your cube, they should at least ackowledge your existence, right?
Second, if they want to grab something off your shelf, they should ask politely.
****ing bitcch.

just venting here....what do you think?

Go have some hotdogs with chili and sourkraut on 'em, then stop by her cube for a visit later... but yeah, that was rude.

Is she hot? That's what really matters. We want pics if she is.

Did her boobies rub on your head?

Re: Disrespect from fellow workers. Need to Vent.
 

I'd hit it. :D

is she your superior? If not, politely tell her your feelings later.

Where you on Pelican at the time??:D

Put porn in her yellow folders.

A cubicle? You work in a cubicle? Next time pat her on the butttt and ask her out on a date....

Clinton

You don't by chance have a red stapler do you? :D

ha ha.
thanks for the laughs, gentlemen!

now i know why i come here every day. good therapy for the soul.

btw, she's married and pregnant so i'm outta luck. (and also outta 2 yellow folders).

Really though. The Bible says we should pray for our enemies, I think the secular version of this is "kill her with kindness."...It is effective, but you must really forgive her and be genuinely nice for it to have its effect...The Bible says it is like "pouring hot coals on their soul," in the secular world they feel shame, guilt and regret and you quite often turn an adversary into an ally.

great idea! bring the Bible into work tomorrow and recite a few verces..

Hmmm...I've tried that, and just get screwed worse. :confused:

No such thing as a superior woman.

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Superior women are out there...;)

There are definitely superior women...


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Oh, man, you can make her cry EASY.

When she's looking like she's, well, suffering under the burden of pregnancy, make sure you stop by and say something like, "Geez, you look like you're gonna pop! Aren't you gonna push that thing out soon?"

Make sure this is in month 8 or so. :D

Also make sure to relate any pregnancy horror stories you might know to your immediate neighbor(s). Be sure she's in earshot but don't act like you *want* her to hear.

Re: Disrespect from fellow workers. Need to Vent.
 

I think I'd say something like "excuse you" -

oh, in fact I have - just the other day I was in the bar and some chick sees some dork she knows walk in and comes running up and pushes me aside to reach him, bumps me and my drink starts dribbling down my hand. I'm pissed. So I step back forward to get back where I was (right between 'em) and she bounces off my shoulder - she looks at me and starts the "UHH ! UHH! UHH!" and I go "EXCUSE YOU!" and give her and her date the look of death.

Her date isn't about to say anything to me, so they both turn around, walk away pissed. ... Stupid chicks have no manners.

There simply is no excuse.

Awesome!...Praise Jesus!

Really.....don't even let it bother you....work on getting the corner office instead.

If that little incident bothered you, you are in for one hell of a miserable ride throughout your career....

Clearly you do not live in the Southern United States. You should try it some time, I never fully apreciated how rude people in California were until I lived in Texas. Part of the genarlized decay of society, IMHO.

kick her in the nuts!

She may have nice t1ts, but no way is she superior......

kick her in the nuts!


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LOL very funny stuff here. I really enjoy the attitude on this board, Hope it helped put a chill on On Ramps rant too. Ya know... If you want to...this self absorbed co worker is very vulnerable right know, If she sees you checking her out with the facial expression of someone who just stepped in a dog pile...

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adj.

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2. Of a higher nature or kind.
3. Of great value or excellence; extraordinary.
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8. Botany. Inserted or situated above the perianth. Used of an ovary.
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n.

1. One that surpasses another in rank or quality.
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work on getting the corner office? u gotta be kidding, right?

i'm there just to get a paycheck, to pay my bills and to invest *heavily* in a side business....not there to climb the corporate ladder b/c I know i wont. too many social corporate a$$hos in front of me already...plus, i don't have an "MBA" or Masters degree or have any desire to go back to school.

i'd rather build my own ladder or die trying..

Wait til she gets up and leaves her cube, spill about 6 oz's of water on the seat of her desk chair, then ask her loudly if she's having that bladder problem that you heard all pregnant women have, cause just look at her chair, would she like you to go out and get some depends for her?

It works. She'll cry. Ask me how I know.





Then kick her in the nuts.

Odd, my pregnant wife was just b!tching to me today on the phone about some nerd who hoardes all the yellow folders, wierd.

Go to her desk and bring up some porn on her computer, preferably some pregnant porn, she'll really dig you after that.