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All in good fun...

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"I'm squishing your head!"

"...then I picked her up and carried her like a six-pack."

"We came THIS close to finding WMD in Iraq..."

Did I just say that?!? :eek:
-Z-man.

First, you put about this much tequila in the glass...

(preparing to remove the next Jenga block)

There were these little guys, about this tall, see... And they were all trying to tie me to the floor with yarn and stuff. No, really!

"Based on the level of agression and downright idiocy that I have displayed as you leader, it's no wonder my Edited. -Z-man. is this small."

"Those lunatics on Pelican Parts OT are coming this close to pissing me off..."

"This is how thick my strategery plan is"

He wishes it was that big... :cool:

Now here's a doggie . . woof woof

"Kerry's pecker is this big"

"Oh, we only spied on people this much..."

"Bill told me that that he always told Hillary that this was 8 inches, do you suppose that is why she is so angry all the time, she found out the truth"

honestly, we have only spent this little amount since I took over....

".....and the funny part is when Monica told Clinton that it was only this big!"

Anybody want a FREE GERERATOR???

The closest Hilary has been to a "johnson" since she had Chelsea is when she straps one on to use with her girlfriends.

Caption might read: "This is how much Teddy has to start the morning"....

crips...

" I always cut my coke straw about this long and use a new razor blade to chalk the lines about this far apart." " I used to make the straws longer but I found out I could make two out of each straw if I shortened them up a bit."

You took mine!:D

"Last weekend I snorted a line this long."

"I came this close to actually having to fight in the Vietnam war, luckily my daddy got me out of that"

" What are you fuchers crying about, I've went to New Orleans and I only saw this much water"

"I just shredded a stack, this thick, of unopened letters from the families of KIA soldiers asking me what I'm going to do about this war. Cramming them in the shredder is hard work"

"I blew this much smoke up everyones a$$ with the story about WMD's being in Iraq, worked like a charm"

I'm a guessin you didn't vote for Bush?

Ya think?

I've got this much of my wang in liberals asses. They just keep begging for more.

So your saying Bush is gay?

I think he's just curious, is that a problem for you?