New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits

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New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits

1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest
attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use
of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car
wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow
machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free
Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW
dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or
hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a
felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a
reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident
victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty