True police report
 

As published in the 2-13-06 ALBANY (OR) DEMOCRAT-HERALD:

"TOUCHY SITUATION: A man told the Linn County Sheriff's office he checked on a car parked next to his trailer in the 2600 block of Old Holley Road about 10:30 A.M. Saturday. Inside, he reported seeing a naked man who was passed out with his genitals tied to the steering wheel. The caller woke the man up, and he drove away."

Guys, I really can't think of anything funny to add to this one. :rolleyes:

Bet that parallel parking is a bear like that. Wonder if a generator would help?

So that's how you drive with your arm out of the window, hand resting on the roof and your other arm around the girl:cool:

Shoulda known somebody here would come up with a good comeback...:D

Well, if the horn was broken and you needed a temporary fix.......

You think this guy has a girl? Only is she's already dead in the trunk. And who in their freaking right mind would wake up this freak? I suppose the honk honks every time he gets excited? Nut case... or perhaps he couldn't afford "The Club".