Just another Valentines love story - I love ewe!

[TerryH]

This guy will have lots of boyfriends in prison..... LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060215/ap_on_fe_st/sodomy_sex_offender_list

[bigchillcar]

not baaaaaaaaad! can you imagine the embarrassment of being caught?? i mean, what do you say? 'excuse me, quit ****ing my sheep??'
ryan

[oldE]

I guess this gives a new meaning to "pulling the wool over someone's eyes." What do you do? Give him community service with the ASPCA?
Les

[bigchillcar]

then again..maybe the guy reporting him felt like a jilted lover....naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
ryan

[bryanthompson]

What does this mean?

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Is that some fancy talk for sheep f$&*er?

[scottmandue]

Ewe... just ewe

Where the he11 was this thread yesterday when I was in such a crapy mood!

[bigchillcar]

uttering and publishing

maybe they meant 'uddering' and publishing pics of the dastardly deed on the net..
ryan

[RickM]

Isn't uttering some type of act with a cow?

[pbs911]

I thought this type of thing only happended in New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are afraid. At least theat's what my Ausi friends have told me.

[TerryH]

It would be fun to hear what the guy says when his prison roomie, Bubba-the-hatchet-murderer, asks him what he's in for.

[kach22i]

BATTLE CREEK, Mich

Church country, God fearing folk.........................and now sheep dippers.

[Hugh R]

For you SoCal guys, I read that up in Palmdale they found a new use for sheep....Wool!

[KNS]

Three lies you always here from a cowboy:

The truck is paid for.

I won this belt buckle in a Rodeo.

I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Edit: "hear"...