I read somewhere that a lot of the well hung male porn actors are gay or bi-sexual. Something about just doing a job and having overcome many sexual fears being an asset in front of the camera.

So Corvette drivers must be solidly heterosexual.

I dunno. Cindy won't let me buy a 'Vette. Says she refuses to bleach her hair & get a boob job.

Obviously not true. How come most parts of Africa are over crowded, then ? They are all hung like stallions. If they are all gay - where did all the children come from ?

They say you can tell early on if your gay or not. You can also tell if your hung well or not even when your a toddler.

Here is a baby pic of me:
Edited for content. Pic removed. -Z-man.

Nothing gay about that picture.:rolleyes:

If it means I'm gay to admit I've been told by a member of the opposite sex I'm "hung like a prairie-roaming animal" and another that I'm "hung like a suspension bridge", so be it. . . Ain't nothing with a "Y" chromosome going up my ass and nothing of mine going near anyone else's with a "Y" chromosome either.

Long, wide, and straight as an arrow right here.

So I guess if you're hung like a hamster, you're a real man?

Chris, Chris, Chris.........always bringing up your traveling circus of Habitrail acts?

I was just showing Sylvie how many posts you guys had compared to me and THIS is the last post that comes up?

And I show her?


:) :)

-Chris

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.

"The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

dumb.

Works very close to me.....