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nineoneone 02-23-2006 02:00 PM

old cowboy!
 
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even
think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think
of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the
old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always
thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

juanbenae 02-23-2006 03:05 PM

i get jokes!

SlowToady 02-23-2006 03:14 PM

Hahahaha....nice.

Dave L 02-23-2006 06:38 PM

So was he a cowboy or a lesbian?

WOODPIE 02-23-2006 07:29 PM

Cowboys are Frequently Secretly


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