Best movie moments and lines......

[singpilot]

Seems like Pulp Fiction has a lot of them......

Jules:

"That's exactly what it means..... God came down from heaven and stopped these muthafu**ing bullets... that is divine intervention"



Jules and 'Uncle Marcellus':

"You aint got no problem, Jules.... just go back in there and chill them n***ers out. I'm on the MuthaF....... And wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly.

You're sending the Wolf?

Oh, you feel better mutha f***ah?

Sheeeat, negro... that's all you had to say!"


Jules and Vincent Vega:

"Jules, have you ever heard the philosophy that once a man admits he is wrong he is immdieately forgiven for all wrong doings, have you ever heard that?

Get the F out my face with that sheet. The MF that said that sheet never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb a$$.

I got thresholds Jules, I got thresholds for the abuse that I will take. Right now I am a ****** racecar and you got me in the red, and I'm just saying it's ****** dangerous to have a ****** racecar in the ****** red. I could blow.

Oh, you ready to blow? You're ready to blow???

I'm ready to blow.

Well, I'm a mushroom-laying MFer, MFer. Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarrone. In fact, what the F am I doing in the back seat? You're the MFer that should be on brain detail....."


Butch and Fabbiana:

C'mon, Honey!

Where did you get this motorcycle?

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper, c'mon, lets go!

What happened to my Honda?

I'm sorry, baby. I had to crash that Honda. Will you come on now PLEASE lets' go, lets' go.

You're hurt?

No, no, baby, I might have broken my nose, it's no biggie, come on, hop on. Baby! Honey, PLEASE! Get on, we got to hit the ****** road, c'mon, get on. (she starts crying...) Awwww, I'm sorry honey, come here, I'm sorry.

Butch, I'm so worried, I started to think dreadful thoughts....

I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't meant to worry you, everything was fine, how was your b-fast?

It was good.

Did you get the pancakes? The blueberry pancakes?

No, they didn't have any, so I got buttermilk. Honey, you have blood all over you, are you sure you're OK?

Honey, since I left you, this has been the without a doubt the single weirdest ****** day of my life, come on, hop on, I'll tell you all about it. Come on, get on..... Gotta go! Gotta go!...

Whose motorcycle is this?

It's a chopper, baby.

Whose chopper is this?

It's Zed's...

Who is Zed?

Zed is dead, baby. Zed's dead."

[singpilot]

As you read those, you can see the movie.

What other ones will do that to us all?

[pwd72s]

An old Bob Hope Comedy...can't say the lines exactly. A "Doctor" describing Zombies to Bob Hope. They stagger blindly, can't think for themselves, always awaiting orders, etc.
Bob Hope's reply: "You mean like Democrats?"

Maybe somebody here can post a video link?

[Seahawk]

That must'a been one charming motherf'ing pig...

[lendaddy]

"A census taker once tried to test me....."

[gr8fl4porsche]

"Walter, what the fukc does this have to do with Vietnam?"

[gassy]

"Look's like University of Illinois!!"

[gassy]

Is it the movie "Against All Odds" with the sweet 911 v. F Car race at the beginning?

[gassy]

Risky Business, by the way, for my 1st post--I went to U of I...

[HardDrive]

"Thats right private Pyle, don't try and get to the top of the obstable. If god wanted you up there he would have willed your ass up."




"What is that?! What the f*ck is that!?!?!"

"A jelly donut"

[Steve Carlton]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas."

"What's a looper?"

"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice."

Video clip

Cinderella story video clip.

[Rondinone]

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." -Airplane

edit: f'd it up the first time around.

[928ram]

" You're gonna need a bigger boat"

[Rodeo]

R.I.P Chris Penn.

The man you killed was just
released from prison. He got
caught at a company warehouse full
of hot items. He could've walked
away. All he had to do was say my
dad's name. But instead he shut
his mouth and did his time. He
did four years for us, and he did
'em like a man. And we were very
grateful. So, Mr. Orange, you're
tellin me this very good friend of
mine, who did four years for my
father, who in four years never
made a deal, no matter what they
dangled in front of him, you're
telling me that now, that now this
man is free, and we're making good
on our commitment to him, he's
just gonna decide, right out of
the ****in blue, to rip us off?

[MichiganMat]

My fav movie moment:

Good, Bad, + the Ugly. Ugly digs up the money, turns around to see a noose that Good had hung from a tree. Shot goes to Good and hes got ****-eating smile on his face that just kills me. I think the term "grin f*cked" describes it pretty well. Friggin' awesome

[Rodeo]

Ok, one more Quentin. From a movie he wrote, Ridley Scott directed.


CLIFF

You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I
find that **** fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not,
Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

All the men stop what they were doing and look at Cliff, except for Tooth-pic Vic who doesn't speak English and so isn't insulted. Coccotti can't believe what he's hearing.

COCCOTTI
Come again?

CLIFF

It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If
you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years
ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then,
Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But,
once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so
much ****in' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever,
from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it
absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later,
Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a
fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great,
great, great-grandmother was ****ed by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid.

That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

[NICKG]

ever seen a grown man naked?

[NICKG]

why does it say "paper jam" when there is no paper jam!!!!
what would i do with a million bucks? I do two chicks at the same time that's what
do you like Kung Fu?...I love Kung Fu



another No tickets.....

[yellowline]

"Here's looking at you, kid." Not funny or manly, but everyone knows it, so it's a part of culture.

Also, the playing of La Marseillaise against the German anthem in Rick's cafe was a provoking scene during WWII, probably much more significant than it is today.

"So what do you think? Is it the new Bluesmobile?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."

"I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children."

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by a--holes! Keep firing, a--holes!"

[SlowToady]

Woman (Miss Walburn): "Major, do you know what positive reinforcement is?"

Major Payne: "Is that anything like when you take a POW and you snap his neck after you tortue him so he don't have to go through the rest of his life with a colostomy bag?"

Major Payne: "'Slipper' he say! You think Charlie care anything 'bout 'slippery'? Only thing he know's slip your throat!"

Woman: "Major, have you ever done this sort of work before?"

Major Payne: "Woman, under this here hat I've tried twenty thousand, fo' hundred eighty three combat killin' machines!"*

*Going off memory, can't remember exact number???

The whole movie (Major Payne) was AWESOME. Everytime my buddy comes home from college we make sure to watch it in his 72' Westy.

I'd go out on a limb and say it's the best Comedy, ever.