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Splinter cell GruppeB-tul has taken out the mothership!
Thats right GruppeB-tul has brought www.gruppeb.org to it's knees! We will return control when our demands are met.
1) No one is allowed to have a muffler of ANY kind. (sorry Ben) 2) If you get mud on your car you can NEVER wash it off. It must return to the Earth naturally. 3) If you get mud on your dash it must stay there FOREVER. 4) You must attempt to climb every snow mound you see. EVERY one. 5) Your reverse lights must be at least 55 watts with 100 being preferred. 6) Skid plates are now MANDATORY. 7) You must drive sideways thru your yard once a week MINIMUM. Below is the screen name of EVERY member of GruppeB-tul. Memorize them. thrown_hammer
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Nevermind....
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ROFL!
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nice Shawn Will the Jeep get me in
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Yeah looks like im going Dakar with the 911...
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why is one of the original founders noting that he is now an "ex-gruppeB" member in his PP signature block now?
i speak of souk.. se here>> Polyurethane A-arm bushings - are they really that bad?
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I believe that Souk is going in a different direction; however, his valuable contributions to the Porsche community continue unabated.
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I think Souk is secretly preparing to align himself with the infamous GruppeB-tul! No one gets out alive.
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I thought Souk was starting up a third splinter called GruppeB-MW? -BERNARDO
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Aha! Try it now Freaks!
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I believe that Souk's using his mad skillz on garage construction, too. Productivity will drop once the brass pole goes in and he starts interviewing garage trixies. That, and the installation of the turbocharged kegerator. 
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Shawn... you are blessed with true humor DNA.....hillarious
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Ahha! Funny what you find when you are sick in bed and have time to surf the net
Souk is still very much around and still very obsessed with making air-cooled Porsches do crazy things...or do crazy things with them (evil grin). But Souk is no longer a GruppeB member, because GB is no longer a "not-for-profit" organization, and there are elements of dishonorable means that have spoiled it, and Souk won't be a part of that. Unfortunate for the good guys... after a few pints of Guinness you might get all the details
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jimmy, i mean souk is all third person today. (seinfeld reference)
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I think I'll be qualified!
I'm looking at a 87' Toyota truck as my next turbo project. Alass, it won't be 4x4. I'll put in my application immediately. Is it still a case of Natural Light and a 18 yr old virgin? |
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Haven't had a drop of Guinness all week with this unshakable flu...but since everyone was mentioning "Souk" w/o going to Souk directly I figured I'd play along. Dude..Terry..there are still 18 yr old virgins near you? LOL! |
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Souk,
A wee dram of whiskey will help you feel better. Tell the wife to bring the bottle to the bed for you...
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Joe! I didn't know you had a wife, nor one that is at my house? For I have not a wife to bring me any whiskey
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Originally posted by m_adams911
(ignorant BS) Edit: respone removed...shoulda left it along punk...if you're interested in further BS...I've got my post saved elsewhere. Last edited by MotoSook; 03-06-2006 at 04:18 AM.. |
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1979 Porsche 911 SC (ROW) Rebuilt 3.0
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