Awful Plastic Surgery

[Don Plumley]

This site is a real treat: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Example:

Yes, They're Fake



I don't think that real breasts look bolted to your chest, nor do they have a gap in between when you are standing up straight. So yes, Lindsay Lohan's breasts are fake! People under 18 should not get implants.

[masraum]

Breasts and people are all different, sometimes real breasts are widely spaced and sometimes they are close together and have a pretty cleavage. Going by the cleavage is a bad way to look for fakes.

I bartended it titty bars for about 5 years, that's about 45 hours a week. Seen lots of good and bad jobs.

[dhoward]

Originally posted by masraum
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I bartended it titty bars for about 5 years, that's about 45 hours a week. Seen lots of good and bad jobs.

You're my new hero.

[masraum]

you wanna see some messed up boob jobs...

http://www.siliconeholocaust.org/

http://www.siliconeholocaust.org/photos1a.html

[masraum]

I looked over some of the stuff on that site. a lot of the pics they are showing are either the result of makeup, angle, lighting, expression, etc.. Some are probably plastic surgery but not all.

[masraum]

Originally posted by dhoward
You're my new hero.

It certainly had it's perks (pun intended)

New 18-21 year olds every week gettin naked. When I first started in the business a bartender told me "after 6 months you won't even notice..."

You're probably thinking, "WTF"

Yes, you're right, after 5 years I still carefully studied every new boob etc...

[widebody911]

Whew! I thought this was going to be a thread about the X-from-hell...

[}{arlequin]

well.... what kind of thread do you *want* it to be?

[TerryBPP]

Mas, the question is how many off their asses did you sniff blow off of?

[dhoward]

Pictures, please...