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The Raelian Message
HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.
Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them. WHAT HAPPENED? On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible. He told Rael that: "We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" THE MESSAGES The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe. Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation. And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins. |
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Nanu nanu And I thought Aloha meant hello or goodbye |
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Funny.....I don't remember god using forum spam in the bible. Maybe I just skipped that chapter.
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Aaaww Rael this!!!!
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Oh good, a new religion.
If we get in on the ground floor, there could be money in it.. |
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I remember hearing somewhere that the difference between a cult and a real religion was whether or not the founder died rich...
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Where the ***** is that gawdam bunny with the panckes on its head?
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Now I see. Sex, drugs, and rock n roll...THAT's what went on in '73. Particularly the drug part, apparently.
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That bunny is NOT on drugs!
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Zechariah Stitchin - "The Earth Chronicles"
Tell us something new please.. rjp
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I want a Legs pamphlet, too.
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He does make a good point. How do I join? Can I send money?
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...so when is the spaceship going to be passing closest to the planet?
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I just knew those fkers would find me again..... These little freaks would hang around all the time smoking Marakesh Hashish talking about the Planet they came from and how they created mankind and how they "educated" man. I thought they were good for a giggle at the time...but Mother took a dim view of them especially as they got the munchies and raided the refergrator she finally had enough of them and threw them out. It did seem that after they left we lost the colour and remote capability on our B&W TV...if I recall they especially liked to say rude things about Spock and Captain Kirk on Star Trek, and found My Favorite Martian to be really hillarious.
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Just two questions; How did you build the pyramids?, Where do I send my money?
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"How did you build the pyramids" : Generations of slave labour.
Could'nt you rather have asked for him to explain the meaning of Stone-Henge?
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