ACCCKKK - what the F*&% is that

twobone · twobone's Garage

Comment: Kit car. Street legal. Volkswagen framework. Ford Pinto 2000CC race prep'd engine c/w Offenhauser manifolds. Appraised $12,500. Asking $10,000 obo.

Nothing on that car is Porsche

makaio · 03-23-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by twobone
Nothing on that car is Porsche

That's not what the sticker on the rocker panel says

Rick V · 03-23-2006, 05:11 PM

with that much missmatched crap I would call it an AMC

vanwyk4257 · vanwyk4257's Garage

The only sensible thing to do is for every pelican member to chip in $5 so we can buy it and burn it to the ground. Ridding the world of that monstrosity would be a rewarding endeavor!

id911T · 03-23-2006, 07:43 PM

It looks like a Lazer 917 kit car. They were supposed to look like the earlier 917s, but I would say the resemblance is faint at best. Only the front is close to looking right. I almost bought one of these years back for $25, but them some bastard came buy and offered $100.

schoward · 03-23-2006, 07:47 PM

I would say why'd they steal taillights off a 63 Chevy Impala, but looking closer, the Impala's were much better looking.

Zeke · 03-23-2006, 07:52 PM

Nothing on this subject is Porsche....

swa911 · swa911's Garage

it is definately sucking.

island911 · 03-23-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by swa911
it is definately sucking.

LOL

yellowline · 03-23-2006, 09:23 PM

Vat time izz it?
I dunno...
Time...to unpimp...ze auto!

M.D. Holloway · 03-23-2006, 09:30 PM

maybe it would look better red?

paslantnose · paslantnose's Garage

Clear proof that the gene pool is in dire need of some chlorine !

Tervuren · Tervuren's Garage

A lazer can be made to look fairly good. Herbie goes to Monte Carlo used a Lazer 917. What is important, is to get the right suspension and wheel offsets, as well as cutting a lot of the back of the car off.

kach22i · kach22i's Garage

The Laser 917 is Finally Coming Back. Better, Stronger, and Faster!
http://www.replicar.ca/feature_kitcar_story_laser917.php

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A deal was struck, and now Classic Sport Automobiles, LLC located in Colorado, has purchased the molds and is ramping up for business, hoping to release the “New Laser 917” January 1, of 2006.

Link:
http://www.laser917.com/

JmuRiz · JmuRiz's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Tervuren
A lazer can be made to look fairly good. Herbie goes to Monte Carlo used a Lazer 917. What is important, is to get the right suspension and wheel offsets, as well as cutting a lot of the back of the car off.

For your viewing pleasure:

http://members.tripod.com/~workingpages/videos.htm
Gulf Laser:

kach22i · kach22i's Garage

Check out this thread on the East German poser. Looks like it wanted to be a Dino Ferrari.

Melkus is in production again
http://www.carnuts.ws/viewtopic.php?p=54099#54099