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DonDavis 03-29-2006 07:17 PM

mmmmmmmm, Britany
 
Click here to see the latest Britany Spears sculpture.

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...oilet_claw.gif

The floor is yours.

Flatbutt1 03-29-2006 07:24 PM

looks more like how the kid got made!

widebody911 03-29-2006 08:13 PM

OMFG

Semantic question: would the appropriate term be 'whelping' or 'calving'?

DonDavis 03-29-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
'whelping' or 'calving'?
Actually, my first thought/action was 'heaving' AND 'hurling'.

ugh, I need me some shower.

Joeaksa 03-29-2006 08:35 PM

Probably the position when she got preggy, and as well when it popped out. No futher comment...

TerryBPP 03-30-2006 03:18 AM

I'd like to see the other end of that sculpture. I often wondered what her open face roast beef looked like.:D

masraum 03-30-2006 04:42 AM

A guy in my office told me about that yesterday. It's not actually a statue of Britney, it's a statue inspired by Britney. Britney didn't pose for it.

But what the hell was the guy thinking? How is that a tribute to life? I suppose I can appreciate what was going through his mind, but it's the first porn sculpture I've seen.

Hmm, I wonder how detailed it is in the rear?

fastpat 03-30-2006 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerryBPP
I'd like to see the other end of that sculpture. I often wondered what her open face roast beef looked like.:D
Probably like somebody hit her just below her anus with a bush axe.

RickM 03-30-2006 05:52 AM

I thought squatting was the natural birth position.....

fastpat 03-30-2006 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RickM
I thought squatting was the natural birth position.....
It is.

kach22i 03-30-2006 05:59 AM

I thinkl that is a "large pool" birthing position - I've never seen that one before.

http://www.waterbirth.org/spa/images...ms-on-side.jpg
http://www.waterbirth.org/spa/content/view/107/108/

kach22i 03-30-2006 06:01 AM

http://www.midwifeanddoula.com/images/squatting.jpg
http://www.midwifeanddoula.com/images/prone.jpg
http://www.midwifeanddoula.com/birthpositions.htm

JeremyD 03-30-2006 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerryBPP
I'd like to see the other end of that sculpture. I often wondered what her open face roast beef looked like.:D
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/entertainmen...lpture.sff.jpg

Probably Sean Preston looking back at you.......:D

singpilot 03-30-2006 08:11 AM

This thread is worthless and it DOES have pictures.

widebody911 03-30-2006 08:16 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1143738938.jpg http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1143738949.jpg http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1143738960.jpg

Drago 03-30-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
This thread is worthless and it DOES have pictures.
+1.

widebody911 03-30-2006 08:17 AM

Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

singpilot 03-30-2006 08:20 AM

Thom.....


TMI.


Definately.

masraum 03-30-2006 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
Oh NO!!!! Damn, that ain't right.

JeremyD 03-30-2006 08:24 AM

Told you he'd be looking back at you


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