Pelican Parts
Parts Catalog Accessories Catalog How To Articles Tech Forums
Call Pelican Parts at 888-280-7799
Shopping Cart Cart | Project List | Order Status | Help



Go Back   Pelican Parts Forums > Miscellaneous and Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Discussions


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Author
Thread Post New Thread    Reply
Registered
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Westlake Village, CA
Posts: 942
Cool NASCAR to publish Harlequin Novels

Really?

We can do better, I'm sure. I'll start, everyone add a couple of paragraphs.

A brave and stoic man, he had never before let himself become this vulnerable. Her smooth body was firm, her interior soft and inviting; she left him little choice. One by one the belts were attached, the final one constraining his bulging manhood until he could barely breathe.

‘Are you sure this last belt is necessary?’ he whimpered. She smiled knowingly, but said nothing as he blipped her throttle. They left pit lane in company of other, lesser lovers, and headed for the first turn. He was firm, but gentle as her lower anatomy warmed to the task at hand. Soon they left the mundane pack as he found he could push harder without losing control. And she begged for more.

Soon they were faster, further, and deeper than any pair who have ventured along this path before. The belts, designed to constrain, only heightened the feeling of total abandon. The crescendo rose until they reached that mutual orgasmic experience. They held on as long as they dared and found the elusive ‘G’ spot.. Hitting peak torque and a late apex together, they screamed into high desert sky, knowing this would be the first of many that day.

__________________
Howard
73 914 2.0 'Suzi'
73 914 5.0 'Moby'
99 996 Tip Cpe 'Dietrich'
www.thehowardagency.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOY2x-Uh6cU

Last edited by Howard Agency; 03-30-2006 at 05:50 PM..
Old 03-30-2006, 05:40 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #1 (permalink)
Me like track days
 
Craig 930 RS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Kirkland, WA
Posts: 10,209
He then undid the belts, rolled over to the passenger seat, and fell asleep.

THE END
__________________
- Craig 3.4L, SC heads, 964 cams, B&B headers, K27 HF ZC turbo, Ruf IC. WUR & RPM switch, IA fuel head, Zork, G50/50 5 speed. 438 RWHP / 413 RWTQ -
"930 is the wild slut you sleep with who tries to kill you every time you "get it on" - Quote by Gabe
Movie: 930 on the dyno
Old 03-30-2006, 05:46 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #2 (permalink)
drag racing the short bus
 
dd74's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Location, Location...
Posts: 21,983
Yup. This was a big story on CNN and a couple of the entertainment broadcasts.

Thing is, the market is pretty much a packaging endeavor, so the writer doesn't have as much control as he/she would traditionally.

IIRC, you can make a fine chunk of change, but nothing on the level of a bestseller. One just has to keep cranking them out. And of course, follow the romance formula.
__________________
The Terror of Tiny Town
Old 03-30-2006, 05:48 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,943
You forgot...

"Then he steered into the other car and they both spun out in the infield."

Every 3 laps its either tag the wall or another car. Oh yea, they drive in frigging circles. Great sport... a chimp could do the same.
__________________
2013 Jag XF, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB
Old 03-30-2006, 07:45 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #4 (permalink)
Registered
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Westlake Village, CA
Posts: 942
You guys are just incurable romantics. I must be nutz; I love wimmin and cars

__________________
Howard
73 914 2.0 'Suzi'
73 914 5.0 'Moby'
99 996 Tip Cpe 'Dietrich'
www.thehowardagency.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOY2x-Uh6cU
Old 03-30-2006, 08:10 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #5 (permalink)
Reply


 


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:29 AM.


 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page
 

DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.