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Pelican working on wrong end of 911?
When you perform a search a picture of the pelican working on a 911 appears. Shouldn't he work on the other end of the car?
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03-31-2006, 11:24 AM
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I think he's just looking for the engine.
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03-31-2006, 11:25 AM
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He's installing a strut brace.
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03-31-2006, 12:44 PM
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It appears that he was installing new brake pressure switches in the master cylinder....but got his beak stuck in the smugglers box instead.
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03-31-2006, 04:04 PM
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That is where he keeps all the spare parts required as well as the fluids for replenishing after a run. What is missing is the cookie tin under the rear so as not to discolor driveways.
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03-31-2006, 04:29 PM
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He's putting up a smoke-screen for his smuggler box-porn raid.
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He's fixing numerous A/C leaks.
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03-31-2006, 05:56 PM
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He's dreaming of working on a front engine Porsche.
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03-31-2006, 06:31 PM
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He's moving the battery into the smuggler's box.
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03-31-2006, 09:38 PM
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He's trying to replace the driver's side hood strut (the broom stick is the dead give away). If it was the passengers side, he'd be in and out in 10 minutes.
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03-31-2006, 10:18 PM
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That the best explanation yet, except maybe the "smuggler box-porn raid". 
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04-01-2006, 01:27 AM
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He's trying to get the battery disconnected before the fucher goes up in flames!
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04-01-2006, 06:49 AM
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Is he going to put those parts back when he's done?
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It is soft porn and she is trying to look alluring...just subliminal advertising...reaching out to the freaks who cut up pristine vintage cars to build boy racers,,,to satisfy their sadistic tendencies.
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04-01-2006, 08:51 AM
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The stickers they send with their parts orders have the bird working on the correct end. You guys DO order on occasion, yes?
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04-01-2006, 10:41 AM
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I have several.
I guess he found the engine, he locks very smug and proud about it too!
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04-01-2006, 10:58 AM
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na, your all wrong, the 911 is swallowing up that dumb bird - it is a modern day testomony on how these silly cars can devour you feathers, feet and all...
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04-01-2006, 08:53 PM
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Very nice!
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04-01-2006, 09:00 PM
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LOL
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1971 Porsche 911E
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