Y'all need to get laid more.
 

You'll be much more relaxed. Work on it.:)

BRILLIANT!

Sorry, too lazy to post pictures of Guinness guys but you get the idea

Yes, BRILLIANT!

If I could only find a non flaky woman worth banging.

Re: Y'all need to get laid more.
 

is yo woman as gassy as you are?

:D

Luckily, no
:cool:

I agree. Would you mind talking to my wife for me?

So true!

One year, I was watching the All-Star game at Tavern on the Charles in Charlestown, MA. I walk in, there's Nomar Garciaparra sitting down having dinner. He's just minding his own business, swarmed by six of the hottest girls in Boston. These two bozos walk over to him, start quizzing him about stupid stuff.
"who won the batting title in 1976?"
"who had the last no-hitter in fenway?"
and on and on.

Nomar, being the classy guy he is, puts down his untensils, turns around and walks out. Everybody's bummed. People start yelling at these two jerks. And right after that some guy says "none of that $hit would matter if you were getting laid!"

The two guys were decimated. They left moments later realizing how much they sucked!

"Honey, come check out this PPOT post"

LOL

You guys need to check out European/Russian women. My ex-wife (German) told me after when we got engaged "you better be able to keep this up, otherwise I will find someone who will keep me happy." This was after her comment that she was accustomed to having sex AT LEAST twice a day, if not a "nooner" when she could get away from the hospital.

We were married for 11 years... Most of it was very happy.

Been dating a Russian girl and its the same if not better. Someone forgot to tell them that "sex is dirty" or that women can use sex as a tool to get something they want or back at their partner (honey, I have a headache tonight) and they enjoy sex as much as men do. Kinda tasty to look at as well...

Regular lay = regular headache.

Easier to rent it...

rjp

I´m game. You buying, Gassy ? :D

Inviting all Pelicans to a pre arranged bus trip from Sweden to Poland. ALL INCLUDED !!

Cool! My mom's family lives in Poland. Been there a couple of times. I was suprised to see how many prostitutes there were though.

if i understand this correctly what your are saying is keep it just close enough to call over, yet far enough away to not have her be here? if so thats consistent with what i try to achieve.

Joe, you oughta try some Mainland Chicom women. They're gggggggrrreeaaaattt.

But as the saying goes, "Show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who's tired of hittin' it."

Anymore and I fear it'll fall right off:)

I´m game. You buying, Gassy ?

You bet! Beers, that is. Livi, I'm Swedish by descent...I'll make it there sometime...beers on me when I'm there.
Christian.
P.S....My last name is Nyberg...Does that translate in to "New Mountain"?...

Yikes, back to grinding! Sorry about the digression.

The Truth...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1145225857.jpg

Damn straight... Far enough away that if you want to go, you have to consider the commute. If she's permanently fixed there (owns a home for instance) - bonus...

Harder to get busted acting stupid too..

rjp

LOL

Permanently fixed so she doesn't conveniently "move in?" LOL I hear ya


You crack me up Randy.