So...Am I a Perv?
 

I'm zoninghttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/cat.gif out on my desk as usual rotting time away and thinking about 101 things to do to that uber hot temp receptionist. Just can't seem to stophttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat1.gif

Sounds pretty normal to me...

A picture of her would be helpful.

At lunch me and a coworker hopped over to the local cafe for a sandwich. Every girl that works there evokes some sort of fantasy.

Today, one of the girls had a dead batteryin her beater Honda. My coworker and I got to watch two of them try to jump start the thing.

There was something quite arousing about it...until one of them hooked the cables up to the good battery and left the other end of the cables dangling, arcing like nobody's business.

Yes, we stepped in and saved the day.

It was the least we could do... ;)

I would but I prefer to keep my two boys intact as I may want to have kids someday:D

pics please.... this is what camera phones are for... :)

Seriously...I would...I already have the 'snap' muted:D...just so damn hard since she looks directly at everyone that walks by.

Re: So...Am I a Perv?
 

SOP

Sadly there's not much around here to fantasize about, but since I am taking classes at college I have material to work with from my time on campus.

All the chix on my floor are engineers. :( You know the type.... Bleh.

I work at a university. Very tough to walk across campus and not think "oh my" to a number of women you see, not to mention it is spring.

Your only a perv if you don't bang her.

Yeah... I work in IT... not hard to discern the "Marketing" types from "Operations".

:P

Just do what Chuck Norris would do--just one glance at her and she would rip her clothes off and beg to have your baby.

I thought you were going to say "give her a roundhouse kick to the head!"

Yes, you're a perv...but her 6'7" U of H defensive lineman boyfriend will soon knock that out of you...;)

What a disappointment - still no pics - are you not IT savvy?

Oh, OK. Edited to avoid censors.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1145415639.jpg

Damn that last pic put me in an awkward position. Boss is calling. I need to get up from this chair. Hard reason to stay put. Bugger - here he comes...

LOL. I feel you pain man. Women in IT are generally......ummm....smart. Which is great! No really, its just that....

lets just say the women in the sales dept. are easier on the eyes.


(That being said, I'd rather talk to a fugly smart chick than a dumb hottie any day.)

R U a perv? If you have to ask.....you already know the answer.