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I'm Sorry, but some Women DO ask for it!

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Old 04-20-2006, 10:17 AM
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LAUDERDALE LAKES -- A 76-year-old man was arrested after going door-to-door and offering free breast exams, the Broward Sheriff's office said on Wednesday.


He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. The woman let the man into her apartment and he began his exam. After touching the victim's breasts, the man moved his hand to her genitals and assaulted her. The woman quickly realized that the man not a real doctor...
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What? That's how they do it!

I wonder what her first clue was?
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See if he had just introduced himself as an amatuer gynecologist he'd have no problem. It's incredible how gullible some people are.
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What? That's how they do it!

I wonder what her first clue was?
The fact that he used his mouth to feel for lumps.
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The best part;

LAUDERDALE LAKES -- A 76-year-old man was arrested after going door-to-door and offering free breast exams, the Broward Sheriff's office said on Wednesday.


He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. The woman let the man into her apartment and he began his exam. After touching the victim's breasts, the man moved his hand to her genitals and assaulted her. The woman quickly realized that the man not a real doctor...
Assaulted the genitals?

Sort of like shock the puss I guess. (Bubba fans will get it)
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Investigators identified the suspect as Philip Winikoff, of Coconut Creek, and said he may have victimized other women who may be embarrassed about coming forward.
They SHOULD be...
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Assaulted the genitals?

Sort of like shock the puss I guess. (Bubba fans will get it)
Bubba the Love Sponge. Does he still do "no panties Thursday" or was that Tuesday?? hmm
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And some of the woman probably figured - what the heck I havn´t had my breasts fondled for decades - why turn down a gratis offer !
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Assaulted the genitals?
No doubt expanding his "practice".

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