off to OZ

[Racerbvd]

Off to OZ
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Four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado,
and off they whirled to OZ.



They finally make it to the
Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.



"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some
courage."

"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I
think I need a brain."



"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great
and powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the
American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just
standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"

[RANDY P]

Now THAT'S funny!

rjp

EDIT: POST 2K!

[Jim Richards]

Now that's Billy Bob for ya.

[74cookiecutter]

From Arkansas to the White House. Things don't change.
The UN may get him next.
God save the Queen.
Or at least hide her for a while!