Create your own Scotch Game
 

Here is the idea, take a famous "Glen" and use it as a name for a New Scotch with a description.

Like this.

Glengary - Glen Ross: Very intense and manly beverage but laves you with a foul mouth.

Glen Campbell - Great for the older generation and Cowboys, has not aged very well.

You mean like this:

Glen Eagles - Leaves you pretty high, but you can't find your b@lls.

John Glenn - High in Mercury, but leaves a ****ty aftertaste.

Glen DaJackson - Very desireably, well aged, great mouth feel, smooth finish.

;)
Les