Texas Drinking Rules:
 

Texas Drinking Rules:

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass.
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The TX boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have drink with the same ones twice."

That's cold man.

`i thought it was funny :)