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national stop the gas thieves idea
If a gas thief were to steel gas that would stop their engine (and coast time and $ to fix ) would it slow dwn theft of gas ?? If the car no longer runs...maybe they dont need your gas ??
I am thinking everyone set out a decoy gallon can.....with some gas and mostly water.....or some other substance to bring them to a halt......what do ya think ??
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Brian, you have no Rube Goldberg in ya...
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No, no, no.
Leave the car on the street overnight, with the fuel door open. Thief walks up and thinks, "Easy mark". What he does not know is that you have rerouted the fuel tank openning to a 5 gallon can in the trunk. Lets see, about 90% gas, 5% water, 5% corn syrup should do the trick....
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Ther are ways around locking gas caps, see below. Also heard of thieves cutting the hose at the fuel pump or tank which seems a little safer than drilling a hole in the tank....
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see that's my pt....give he m a ez hit......take the whole can ...I just need ideas on ingredients as I just found out sugar dose not actually work..
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Years ago, someone swiped a full gas can from the roof rack of my VW bus. I fileld up another can with gas, put some sugar in it, and put it on the rack, and the next night it was gone. I've also now heard that sugar doens't do anything, but at the time I was filled with warm fuzzies, and that's what counts.
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Thom,
Next time fill it with part diesel and part gas. Their car will run for a few minutes then stop... and your warm fuzzies will be real! ![]()
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A friend of mine was a repeat victim of gas theft by a known Crack addict loser. a locking gas cap stopped the theft cold.
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i saw a news report that in the bay area, idiots are drilling thru peoples gas tanks and stealing it that way. mostly trucks and SUV because of the extra ground clearance.
that would suck to need to buy a new fuel tank, on top of the lost fuel. i wish someone would invent a flint impregnated undercoating. SPARK! FOOOSH!
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My daughter is interesting. Creative. Enterprising. Entrepeneurial. Practical joker. So far, only 14 years old. She recently described a long litany of practical jokes she has considered. One was to put an empty sugar bag, and spilled sugar, on and under the gas cap of someone's parked car.
Or turn down someone's computer screen one click per day. Or stretch cellophane over a toilet bowl. etc. she's got a million of 'em.
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We also had a problem with the same roommate cooking his meals at 3:00 in the morning. He'd bang cabinets and pots and pans while cooking and wake everyone up. (Just because he didn't have any morning classes didn't mean anyone else didn't.) We decided to line all of the cabinet doors with those pop-snap thingies so he was met with a big explosion (we taped about 30 insided each cabinet door) when he slammed a cabinet. Fixed the problem. We also took all of his stuff out of his dorm room a few years earlier on April Fool's day. He came back from class to find his half of the room completely empty. This was especially a good joke on him, as he was extremely anal about anyone touching his stuff. (He never knew that we would borrow his BMX bike and ride it around the hallways drunk when he was gone...) We also decided to Pledge the floor outside the elevators when we lived in the dorms one Saturday night in January. It was funny watching the drunk people try to keep their balance...
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but what about Moose and Squirrel ?? we need real in put..what would stop a eng ?? not just temporary ???????????????????????
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Well, at least you didn't stoop so low as to fill a garbage can with water and lean it against someone's door.
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Hmm....now we are on the move 1 for bleach...I just want to gum up the whole engine and fuel sys to cause a complete overhaul....it is all they deserve
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I think adding a bunch of oil would probably get some attention.
how about C4 and a remote detonator? Jack Bauer does it all the time... |
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........they have laws about ....murder ? LOL though .....and oil will slow them dwn
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Whatever you do, don't hook a bunch of higher voltage capactors to the gas door of your car and have them discharge when the door is opened.
If you did that it could shock the living heck out of someone trying to steal your gas, and that would be wrong. |
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say you do something like put bleach or oil in a gas can with the intention of some thief ruining their engine when they steal it from you... is there *any* chance that they'd find some idiot lawyer to make a case against you? I remember hearing about the robber who fell through a skylight, landed on a knife, and sued the homeowner (urban legend, maybe?)
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I would deny he stole the gas from me.....how do I know what he is doing on the middle of night...stealing gas, hurting him self, makeing up stories.....
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lol, true... true
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