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dean 05-29-2006 04:06 AM

I met my hero
 
I just met a neigbor of mine. He is 87 years old and has a 35 year old girl friend. I like older people for some reason. This guy is a hot *****.

He went to his Dr and his Dr said to him "having a 35 year old girl friend could be fatal" He came right back and said "that is ok, I'll just get another one".:)

Just after his heart surgery his Dr said to him that he can engage in sex but just don't be on top and strain your chest. He said "just lie back and enjoy the ride".

livi 05-29-2006 04:11 AM

I knew I had good reason for looking forward to retirement ! :D

Moses 05-29-2006 06:17 AM

You could be talking about my dad. Seriously.

vash 05-29-2006 06:29 AM

my grandfather was like that. i think he learned spanish, just so he could pick up young hot mexican ladies. my mom thinks he banged our nanny. i hope pray that i got some of his genes, but i think my bro hoarded them.

livi 05-29-2006 06:40 AM

With four kids I should arguably be entitled to a nanny, right...

After my vasectomy, that is. :D

Moses 05-29-2006 06:45 AM

I don't need a nanny, but a maid?...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1148913925.jpg

Seahawk 05-29-2006 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vash
my grandfather was like that. i think he learned spanish, just so he could pick up young hot mexican ladies. my mom thinks he banged our nanny. i hope pray that i got some of his genes, but i think my bro hoarded them.
++++1.

He lived into his mid-90's...his pool of talent was an amazing sight to behold: from late 30's to 60's.

I remember pulling up to his house in Castro Valley up on Lamson (sp) Road before my freshman year at UC just as an absolute hammer was leaving in her MB.

I didn't ask, he didn't tell.

tabs 05-29-2006 08:32 AM

I don't remember meeting U Dean?

svandamme 05-29-2006 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moses
I don't need a nanny, but a maid?...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1148913925.jpg

Moses man , is that your virtual girlfriend or sometin?

svandamme 05-29-2006 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by livi
With four kids I should arguably be entitled to a nanny, right...

After my vasectomy, that is. :D

get yer parents to look after the kids, leaves more free time for the nanny to tend to other needs...

Jared at Pelican Parts 05-29-2006 09:41 AM

my great grandfather died of a heart attack while banging his much younger mistress

techweenie 05-29-2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
my great grandfather died of a heart attack while banging his much younger mistress
Only thing better than that would be that old cliche: "died at 85, when shot by the jealous husband of the young woman he was ****ing."

A fair number of guys die by heart attack during "the act." I think Nelson Rockefeller famously died that way... with his mistress...

http://www.ishipress.com/marshak.htm

Jims5543 05-29-2006 04:11 PM

I met my hero at the Bay Bottom Crawl 2 years ago. His car# was his age (86) and he was driving a 944 and keeping up with the 35 year olds.

Google Bay Bottom Crawl on Google Video and see how insane this course is. I hope I am playing hard at 86 as well.

Jims5543 05-29-2006 04:14 PM

For the lazy:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6068045922614151468&q=Bay+Bottom+C rawl

My run in my RX-7 the day I met my 86 year old friend:

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/7FED7DDA-824A-41FD-AE3C-19DAFD57D9E5.htm


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