Which came first Chicken or Egg, I got this one figured out...
 

Egg. I buy in to the evolution thing so i would say that the chicken came from the mutated egg of 2 non-chicken parents. Say a parrot got lucky with a turkey and made eggs that hatched chickens. So before there was a chicken, there was a chicken egg that was created by 2 non-chicken parents.

hmmm, i need to get back to work.

If a rooster lays an egg on an A frame roof.... What side does the egg roll off?

roosters don't lay egg's. chicken do

The ostrich was delivering the mail when that happened....

The parrot is innocent.

rjp

I thought the turkey was a chicken mating with a cow? (or you could go political with this....)