Do you think you can identify a lesbian just by looking at them?
 

I've heard of lipstick lesbians but I don't think I can pick those chicks out of a crowd. I guess I'm not the only one since I've heard of guys marrying women who later divorce them to be with another woman. Butch lesbians are easier to pick out though, IMO. They have a kind of uniform and mien about them.

I don't think you can tell. I lived next door to a lesbian flat (apartment/condo) and all sorts of dykes were around there. The main girls/dykes/b1tches that lived there were the short hair, beer swilling, fark you too type, but the girls that came around were of all descriptions. Quite a few were very "nice " sorta girls, the sort that went to expensive private schools, very well spoken, GREAT bodies, pretty faces, small pointy tits - you know the sort. And the Dykes were like a bunch of bad guys hitting on them except they are chicks too, bizzare. I went to a few parties there and some of the dykes looked like they wanted to castrate me and the bulk of them were really nice to talk to. Sort of like sitting around chatting with the guys except they have tits and sort of look female.

They taste like chicken

reminds me of a joke I heard once...

what's the definition of confusion?

2 blind lesbians in a tuna factory.

If they have a "Smith College" sticker in the back window, it's a pretty safe bet.

Easy, just smell their breath:rolleyes:

old co-worker at garrett aviation was bi-sexual. 6'3" blonde hair down to her A$$ and very attractive. worked with her for years and she came out of the closet w/me. anyway despite every guy asking me if we did the wild thing, which i knew not to mix biz w/pleasure(dad was corp. garrett and i wasnt going down that road), she asked me to go out one night with her to the isle of lezbo's bar. MAN WHAT A BLAST! yes there were your psychotic fem-a-nazis that did want to castrate you, but the majority were drop dead built like brick SH$$-houses good looking! i had a riot in there that night. and for one minute if you think the dancing was not overtly sexual you are living in a cave! would do it again in a heart beat and bring 2 pens to write down all the phone numbers! the only thing...........dont go in there alone trying to make a pick up...............you will leave memberless! LOL!

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If they're on a harley, by themselves, it's a pretty safe bet.

Comfortable shoes.:D

My next door neighbor is as lez as they get, The typical middle linebacker type. There is no closet for her to come out of she isn't scared of what she is. That being said, she is one of the funnest people you could ever want to be around. She loves cars-fast cars. We race the BMW's all the time. If you ever need to laugh or just relax and tell jokes while sucking down cold beers she is your man. I have seen her dance with a lampshade on her head just to be a goofball. She is also a great musician and has released her first cd a few months ago, #2 is in the works. Some of her friends I would never have pegged as gay, but hey..........live&learn

Now way to tell for sure. I've met hetero bull dykes and really effeminant men that were hetero even though you'd never believe it.

Only way to know for sure is catch them in the act.

Look for the big watch, flannel shirts, Birkenstocks and the Lillith Fair shirts and bumper stickers. The Anne Murray and Indigo Girls CDs give them away too...

you know dont ask dont tell is fine by me. i really dont give a rats A$$! the gal i worked with and her friends were a FULL BORE RIOT to be around just like the above post stated. the fem-a-nazi's are the ones you got to watch big time and if you cant figure it out..............well you'll find out quick! remember its ONLY SEX and some people male and female are wired different! if you ever get a chance to go with a lez or a bi chick to an all lezbo bar.............DONT MISS IT! if you are a gentleman and dont make an ass out of your self by saying some off key remarks or stupid a$$ comments, i promise you an eyefull like you have never seen before in your life.

landed in san francisco on the gay pride weekend unbeknownst to my wife and kids at the time. wanna talk about another dont miss out extravaganza!!!! WHAT A FREEKING HOOT MAN! i cant tell you how hard we laughed. i mean until we cried!!!!! the only draw back was having to EXPLAIN MALE/FEMALE/TRANSGENDER WIRING SCHEMATIC to both of my sons. now that was a handful believe me. fill in the questions that lasted all 3 days we were there, because on that weekend the stupidest thing you can do is make some derogatory remark............you may well regret it. sit back enjoy the eye candy and BRING A CAMERA because noone will believe what you saw!!!!!!

as far as i can tell, the only reason you would want/need to id a lesbian is if you ARE one, and looking for love. same rule for the fellas.

marrying some woman to find out she isnt straight, you run the same risk of marrying some woman and finding out she doesnt love you. same exact problem anyways, she hates you cuz you are an idiot or hates you because your a dude. either way, she hates you. nobody wonders how to id straight folks.

went to a house party awhile back. host and his girlfriend went all out. a engage couple showed. bride to be was a hot, red head. everyone got drunk, soon enough the girlfriend and wife to be was mugging down, and doing some groping. we were blown away. i am pretty sure that nothing i "poked" into the mess would have drawn any attention. (i did consider trying) they were both drunk and oblivious. the next weekend we were at a Cal football game and nobody mentioned a thing. very HOT!

opps back to the question:

yes! it is easy. when they reject me...they got to be a lesbian!

have to admit there is nothing worse than meeting hot babe, make the moves, try to be cool, tall dark handsome, suave and debonair, flirt flirt flirt.................and she says..........."sorry your a nice guy and i really like you............but your not my flavor"!!!! NOW THAT HURTS! LOL!

I lump everyone in to Categories and Sub Categories.

1. Gays are normal people too.
1a: Better for Retail sales than Married couples with children
1b: Fun to hang with and generally like BBQ and Beer

2. There are exceptions to the rule:
2a: Flaming Drama Queens and excessive drinking dont mix
I have witnessed liberal abuse of Show tune singalongs
2b: Angry and insecure Bull Dykes seem to get defensive.

I dont agree with Homosexuality, but i dont agree with Communism either.

Pegging Lesbians??? Dont always judge a book by its cover, you might just be able to thumb the pages. ;-)

One of my housemates is very butch. It shows.

It's funny what you learn about how they spot it. They are just as dirty as we are.