The Koala and the Lizard...
 

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint...

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when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,


"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

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The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


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So the koala looks down at him and says:

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"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

LMAO

And I thought I was bored!

Now thats funny! Very Good! I shall use it.